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miss gorl

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Harry Potter @chosen_one_harry

harry potter ✅ @chosen_one_harry

rest in peace dobby ❤️

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hermione granger @ hermiones_jeans

rip my friend 😔🙏🏽

tom riddle @orphan_annie_but_angry

LOL :(

you @you

tom what

ron weasley @ whatsronwithyou

dawg

tom riddle @orphan_annie_but_angry

* Lots Of Love

you @you

aw baby no…

albus dumbledore ✅ @dumbledore_official

dumbass

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3 years ago

your comment section

averybody.loves.avery 🔥🔥🤩

tom.m.riddle Shut up, Avery.

lestranger_things go off then i guess 🙄

tom.m.riddle She will ‘go off’ if she wishes to.

1_andonly_malfoy BESTIE YESS ‼️

tom.m.riddle I am her only best friend.

absolutely_nott_ fineee 😍

tom.m.riddle I will hex you Nott.

walburga-black 😍😍

tom.m.riddle Valid.


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3 years ago

<< dad/husband tom

I have a request, if they’re open ofc.

Reader coming home after a day of work to find Tom in a princess dress with a tiara having a tea party with their daughter

that is very cute ( also @pearlstiare I'll be adding your request to this since it's quite similar to what you want. )

𝐭𝐞𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲.

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➡ pairing : tom riddle x afab! reader.

➡ genre : fluff, humour, gen.

➡ request : Hello my darling girl i don’t know if you have u request open but if is not u can ignore this or save it for later, anyways i was wondering if u could write something about Tom Riddle x Wife Reader and they life and maybe them having kid, just some fluff in general I’m a sucker for happy endings 🤍 that all And I’m sorry if I misspelled something English is not my first language 💌

➡ content/warning(s) : wife! reader, implications of divorce? afab! daughter.

➡ summary : work was tiring but going home happened to have an energising reward you didn't know of.

➡ masterlist.

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you leaned back in your seat at your desk watching as the paperwork decreased at a snails pace, the entire process today felt more tiring than ever; especially since you hadn't had a winks sleep in about 3 days. though you were determined to finish the whole thing by today, you decided it would be better to take it with you and finish it in the comfort of your home.

you checked the time and sighed at the fact that probably everyone at the ministry were off hours and your were one of the few that remained, which was normal since you'd done it often in the past but you'd promised yourself that you'd spend more time with your beloved family and so you picked up your work, placed it in a bag and apparated home.

opening the door to your house, you didn't expect to see your daughter awake but the sight you were met with as you reached her room was something that had you summoning a camera.

you'd never thought in your life that you'd see the great, intimidating, 6'4 tom riddle sitting all squashed on a child's chair, tiara sitting perfectly ontop of his head with a bejeweled teacup sitting in his hand, pinky up with alot of plushies contrasting his colour palette which happened to be all black. an adoring smile was placed on his face as he watched your 2 year old babble on about something that you didn't have a clue on. you quickly snapped a picture for the memories before putting it away and joining them, long forgetting about your small pile of paperwork.

"you're having a tea party without your mummy?" you asked as you picked the girl up from her seat and she squealed happily as you tickled her and peppered her face with kisses.

"don't tell me you're picking favorites." you tried to hold a stern face as you looked at her but failed when she gave you a smile, her baby fat cheeks glowing in the glowing lights set in the room.

"you're lucky you're cute." you pinched her cheek as you propped her on your hip.

"and you mr. riddle." you called upon the man who had started to tip toe away and had reached the door as you were cooing over your pretty daughter "where do you think you're going?"

he halted in his movements and turned around slowly with a sarcastic smile on his face "nowhere at all, just closing the door because of a cold draft I got." giggling erupted in the room as you now took a good look at your husband who tried to look cool with overly blushed cheeks and a tiara.

"you know tom," you say as you take a seat on the chair your little girl was previously sitting on and placing her on your lap as she played with your hair "I always thought you were a prince or something but I think a princess would be more befitting."

"you do know I'm always capable of getting a new wife right?" he asked as he tucked his hands into his pocket and walked over to take a seat in front of you.

"with those looks? yes." you responded "but with that bitter personality of yours? good luck finding one that stays."

tom shook his head and picked up his teacup and started sipping on it not without forgetting to raise his pinky up in the air which caused you to erupt into another fit of laughter along with your daughter.

"we should do this more often, tom, you really seem to be within your element, doesn't he bub?" your daughter nodded and left your lap, waddling towards her father who picked her up and placed her on his, the girl cupped his face and muttered "very pretty."

"indeed he is."

a small smile could be found on tom's face which he hid by holding his little girl closer to his visage "how was work for you?" he asked as you munched on a slice of the cake infront of you.

"same old, though I brought some paperwork with me to finish today." you sighed at the thought of facing those papers and tom took notice of it

"do you want to go to sleep princess?" tom asked the girl who was leaning against his shoulder and playing with the collars of his shirt. she nodded tiredly as she rubbed her eyes cutely causing riddle to ruffle her hair.

"I'll put her to bed and you go take a shower." tom ordered as he set away the table and tidied up the room, picking up your daughter with one arm and the other one offering you support to hold onto.

"fine but did you have dinner?"

"I'm not incompetent."

"well obviously, if you were I wouldn't have married you." you chuckled as you walked towards the bathroom.

the shower soothed your aching muscles and when you left it you felt all refreshed and so; once you got into your room, you were about to finish the rest of your work when tom handed you your little two year old.

"she didn't want to sleep in her room so, she's going to sleep with us." he stated and dragged you to to your shared bed "you can complete your work tomorrow."

you were about to protest when you heard the whines of your daughter as she wrapped her hands around your neck and fixed herself in your arms "you set her up for this didn't you?" tom shrugged as he pulled up the duvet and set himself on the bed.

"come on, it's past her bed time." you rolled your eyes as you carefully set her drowsy body in the middle of the bed and then got on after her, the little girl curled up to your side before tom pulled the two you closer so that you were now cuddling into your child who fell into dreamland quickly due to the warmth and comfort provided by her parents.

"good night, dear."

"good night, love."

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3 years ago

Masterlist 🦑

hey sexy. so sorry you ran across my writing blog, but welcome. come inside, the water's nice.

*not-so-serious, not-so-cannon character writing. don’t come at me lol. ooc commercial breaks.

Started: 08/09/2021

Last updated: 01/31/2022

oldest-newest fics (writing improves as you go down haha)

tom riddle

blurbs/fics/imagines

exposing riddle part two

where you expose riddle and his not so tom riddle like hobbies

exposing YOU part two-(hp characters with phones)

where tom has been exposing you long before you have been uncovering his extracurriculars

no texting in the library (+slytherin gang)

where the boys help you initiate conversation with the fine transfer student (hp characters with phones)

now say sorry (+harry potter)

where tom can't say no to you

tom riddle is in the hospital wing (+slytherin gang)

where the boys make an excuse for you to see your crush

back to the future 

where you show tom his future if he keeps acting a fool

but those two hate each other (+slytherin gang)

where (y/n)’s besties investigate who she’s been ditching them for (hp characters with phones)

nice try, now move aside malfoy (+slytherin gang)

where you ask the boys to keep tom from seeing you after an anxious moment

abraxas tell you that? (+abraxas malfoy) part dos (+slytherin gang)

where jelly tom still holds affections for you and maybe you do too

kobe!

where rosier is being a chad and tom is not having it

joe mumma

where tom is like ugh fine i’ll help reader out ig 🙄 (+slytherin gang)

got beef?

where calm cool collected husband tom and a son that takes after his mama. lots of face punching in this one.

what a waste of a monologue...

where reader decides to be bold but is surprised with tom being even bolder (+chad rosier)

the hangover

where tom says “story time: kidnapped with my enemy?”

happy christmas tom

where tom is being a lil grinch

diary of a witchy kid

where you end up with tom marvel riddles diary (+slytherin gang)

instant family

where dad tom dad tom dad tom

super spyyyy (short spy/assassin au)

where tom misuses a modern saying

texts (+slytherin gang)

good evening

where you text the cute guy from the book shop

screenshot?

where you send a screenshot to the wrong person

finsta/twitter

comment section (+slytherin gang)

where tom decides to reply to everyone who commented on your ig post

rip that dobby ayyy

where tom is a boomer when it comes to text abbreviations

draco malfoy

blurbs/fics/imagines

smell my shirt

where you make malfoy smell you

my friend hugh

where draco swearsss he can work at a minimum wage job (hp characters with cell phones)

texts (+slytherin boys)

ellen degeneres

where malfoy texts the wrong chat

finsta

comment section

where dracos followers comment on his thirst trap

other

group chats

but first, coffee (+slytherin boys)

where theo shares his morning with the rest of the groupchat


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3 years ago

Friday 8:46 pm

you: so tom isn't short for anything

tom: I do not believe so.

you: what's your full name then

Friday 8:48 pm

lestrange: how's it going with tommy boy?

you: good, we’re talking rn actually

malfoy: ss? 👀

Friday 8:48 pm

tom: Tom Marvolo Riddle.

you: 1 Image Attached

Friday 8:50 pm

malfoy: hellooo?

lestrange: you think they're sending booty pics or something

you: what no, I literally just sent the screenshot maybe its loading

malfoy: bestie I hate to tell you this

Friday 8:52 pm

tom: I do not understand.


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3 years ago

you usually weren’t one to go through peoples things, especially the possessions of someone as scary and powerful as alexein malfoy. but you had a point to prove, and it was that your fiancee and his father were in fact not scheming against you— a ridiculous thought only tom would come up with.

maybe he was still upset over the forced break up, or maybe he was extremely bitter over the fact that you chose your family’s honor over him, and abraxas malfoy of all people. you didn’t know. but you couldn’t help but to believe in him a little. tom riddle proved himself to be one of the most intelligent people you knew, before and during your two years together. so maybe a hunch, as silly as it may seem, may be worth looking into, not that you would find anything.

you wouldn’t let him know that of course.

you were in alexeins office to find your grandfathers ring, a family heirloom you inherited along with the rest of the family possessions.

“have you not noticed that the ring has gone missing since the engagement party?”

“tom i don’t have time for this right now”

“you won’t have time for anything once they take all that you have and keep you prisoner.” you turn around to face him. anger provoked by his harshness.

“something suspicious is happening, and i don’t want you to get hurt, my love.” tucking an out of place piece of hair behind your ear.

my love. 🤨🚨

“i knew it.” you close the last desk drawer. no ring in sight, just stacks on stacks of papers. and creepy dark objects for decor. can’t forget those.

“what are you doing?”

“ahh- drugs!” you scream at the sudden presence behind you, making you twirl around. “i mean-tom? i should be asking you the same thing.”

he doesn’t respond immediately, but instead stares at you. his eyes study your face like he’s trying to memorize every little detail, making you want to squirm.

you open your mouth to say something, but close it as he takes a step forward. looking down at you, he places a strand of hair behind your ear.

no, not today. as if reading your mind, he speaks before you can try again.

“the ring is in the safe.” you blink back into realty, toms eyes focused on something behind you.

“wh-how do you know?” you follow him toward the box hidden behind dark artifacts.

“during the summer, abraxas and i would accompany alexein to collect artifacts.” hovering his hand over the lock, it twists and turns to a click. “the important ones go in here.” you looked at the back of his head in confusion.

“it’s only an heirloom, it’s not dark…” the lack of confidence makes it sound like you’re trying to convince yourself more than your ex boyfriend.

“abraxas tell you that?” he huffs, but before he could open the door of the safe, the door knob of the study twists. within a blink of an eye, the safe is locked again and toms arms are around you. he gracefully pulls you underneath the wooden desk, hand over your head protectively.

two pairs of dress shoes click against the dark flooring.

“do not disappoint me, abraxas. the family name is on your shoulders.” the older malfoy uncaps the silver family crested lighter, igniting his cigar.

your mouth instinctively opens out of panic. toms hand comes flying over your mouth, looking you in the eyes and placing a finger on his lips.

you waited for your soon-to-be’s response, unable to see his facial reaction.

“what about…?” the young man trailed off, immediately regretting asking about you. immediately regretting ever meeting you. abraxas should’ve told his father you were a muggle born when he asked about you, maybe then you wouldn’t be in this mess.

your eyes find tom’s, but looking off listening intently, waiting for the older Malfoys response.

“who? ah yes, the girl. well…”

the man takes a long drag from his cigar before holding it out to his son.

“i suppose she won’t be needed after an heir is secured” not an ounce of emotion or remorse can be traced in alexiens voice as he exhaled the tobacco smoke.

your eyes widen and riddles hand tightens around your mouth gently, afraid your reaction would give you two away. unknowingly a tear falls, catching toms attention from the conversation between the father and son as it lands on his fingers. without thinking, he brings your head forward and rests your forehead against his. and you don’t pull away.

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