The Way I Knocked Over Everything In The General Vicinity While Flailing Excitedly When I Saw This

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The way I knocked over everything in the general vicinity while flailing excitedly when I saw this

Cw: spider image

I found this little (actually pretty big!) guy crawling across the floor and trapped him under a glass but I felt bad since I won’t take him outside until morning so I gave him a bottle cap with water in it in case he gets thirsty

He likes it! (or he’s plotting my demise, idk)

My heart

😭

How to heal your inner child:

Step 1: Go outside even if you hate outside

My mom made me help her do some yard work and while yes I hated pulling weeds, I also sat in the dirt for two hours digging holes over a foot deep trying to pry up rebar that had been in the ground since before I was born. And yes it exemplified the way I persevere only at the absolute stupidest things and that I am so easily distracted (if god didn’t want us to take a long time playing in the dirt he wouldn’t have filled it with worms and weird bugs and cool rocks), but I felt like a toddler in a sandbox and I told my mom all the fun and scary facts I’ve learned from binge reading wikipedia in the middle of the night. And we talked about my future without me crying. The sweat bees were swarming me but not stinging. The mourning doves were mourning my clean fingernails. It was peaceful and happy but also if you ever wanna feel so fucking manly with little effort: sledgehammer some rebar.

A bird got stuck on my porch by coming in through a hole in the screen and then not being able to figure out how to get back out.

I think it was a white breasted nuthatch, it was adorable but I didn’t take a photo since it seemed distressed and I wanted to help it asap.

I had to go hold open the outside door and then crouch down so it could tell there was a way out.

Anyway birds are cute but sometimes a little silly so don’t forget to help them out if they need it.