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Accidentally sent 'happy prude month!!🎊🥰🥰' to my asexual friend and now im gonna dunk my head in cement to become unrecognizable

I made a small batch of food around 3am after taking care of my youngest who happened to wake up middle of the night. I'd set my plate down on my nightstand, gotten comfy, and passed tf out.

So now I have a cold breakfast ready and waiting 😅🫠

I have to mix up how I get myself to swallow pills (i chronically choke on water so you can imagine)

Chugging a drink and in between shoving the pill between my lips to not disrupt the chug and it goes down fast.

Eating something that REQUIRES an immediate drink so I have no choice.

Putting pill in mouth, taking a sip, pretending to chew and then swallowing. (Though I have had the misfortune of accidentally biting my pill and YUCK)

Pill in mouth, sip of drink, and it sits in my mouth while i snap my fingers and basically do tai chi to work myself up to swallowing the effin thing.

I just swallowed the pill I was struggling for hours the other day with in 2 seconds because the alternative was The Apple Sauce Method (opening the capsule and dumping the powder into apple sauce) and my body dreaded the mushy apple-cinnamon bitterness so much it just went like “oh god not the applesauce. let’s just swallow the pill ok”

The water exercise is going well. Sort of? Like it has been good for my mental health to get out of the house and into water... and it's been good to get my body moving and not have my joints scream, whole body overheat, fainting, etc.

However.... holding even the lightest water weights has been really hard on my hands. They cramp up so bad and I have to put them back like ½-¾ of the way through the session. Which sucks because other than my hands, it's a great workout!!

I can alternate how I hold/move them and work everything from my arms to my core to my legs. It's such a versatile way to keep active for me and yet my HANDS...... BETRAY ME...

I've yet to figure out a way to remedy this. But I'm still determined to go every day.

One of the days they cramped so bad I almost couldn't let go of them. That was a rough day. The next day I just used the tube so I didn't have to hold onto anything. It sucked because the tube is cumbersome and not as versatile. Suggestions very welcome 🫠

Definitely make a set! With the progression of eating showing. Yesssssssss

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

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look at this photo i took of my cat its really important