Ne-clamet - Patatina

If you want, I’ll be rabid, crazy for flesh, and then - like the sky changing tint - if you like, I’ll be irreproachably tender, not a man, but a cloud in trousers

Vladimir Mayakovsky (via lets-run-away-to-the-sea)

Me: *spends their entire life dedicated to a fictional character*

Me: *follows the character tag, ships them with myself, has a folder dedicated to just that one character, stays awake nearly every night until 2:00am reading fanfics of said character, will fight anyone who disagrees on their beauty and godlike presence*

Also me: *is still not convinced that they're obsessed*

MAD!!!!

I'm so mad!!! I wanna to upload video in my instagram stories and this bitch be like "Oh honey you really wanna do this? Maybe not? Okay, you want this. I got it. Then do over9000 actions: cut video, change video resolution. And I maybe upload it"

There was only week before my final exams. I do nothing at all. Do I feel guilty? No.