Helluva Boss Episodes That Could Have Existed If The Show Was Good.

Helluva boss episodes that could have existed if the show was good.

1. A three way conflict where IMP were assigned to kill someone, Verosika was assigned to get him to cheat on his wife with her, and the Cherubs are trying to save his soul.

2. An episode where Stella calls IMP to guard her from her family because they’re that pissed about the divorce and have decided it’s her fault.

3. An episode where Stolas pays Blitz to kill some guy before he cures cancer and he’s not sure what to do about it, maybe his mom died of demon cancer.

4. An episode where there’s one guy who’s so damn obnoxious that everyone he knows wants to kill him and has either hired a different demon group or are making plans to do it themselves, and IMP have to do it before someone else does or they won’t get paid.

5. Moxie and Millie take a side job babysitting and have to do a kill with a tom and Jerry slapstick baby involved.

6. They have to kill some guy but he’s so strong he’s genuinely difficult to kill. Maybe he summoned them specifically to kill him because he wants to die.

MAPLESTAR II - An AU where Mapleshade doesn’t become a murderer but instead becomes leader of Shadowclan and ends up being cursed by Starclan as punishment for her mother’s crimes (Maplestar I) . The other cat pictured next to Maplekit is her father Pineshade! He’s a good guy, don’t worry haha

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“If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home

Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne?

Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn

These are the things that I never will learn…”

-Tardigrade song, Cosmo Sheldrake