Just Remember No Matter How Upset We Are Today, Michael Sheen Is At Home Eating Glass Rn

Just remember… no matter how upset we are today, Michael Sheen is at home eating glass rn

i am a huge advocate of aziraphale being a bitch i encourage and actively support it actually

very scared that the tumblrinas are gonna miss the point of the barbie movie and write ken x ken fanfiction and ken is gonna be their little blorbo and they’re going to say that barbie is evil for the way she treated ken. don’t even get me started on how scared i am that they’re going to say the ending sucks because the kens and barbies weren’t equal

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

everyone wants to talk about how crowley canonically listens to hozier but not the fact that aziraphale canonically listens to ABBA

Just remember… no matter how upset we are today, Michael Sheen is at home eating glass rn