He Is A Fine Ass Man. Fight Me If I'm Wrong.....

He is a fine ass man. Fight me if I'm wrong.....

I’m the kitten, the toy is all the Avengers, and the hand is Thanos (not my video)

BTS as Greek Deities

@forksofwisdom​ ‘s own Twilight Characters Cast as Greek Deities - pictures + explanations gave me the idea for this one. As she wrote, I am only doing personalities on this one.

I had trouble with most of them, as they have vast personalities, however, Namjoon fit more into the Zeus/Athena archetype, so I chose Zeus instead. He was able to outsmart his own father in order to get his siblings out of his stomach so they can win the war against the Titans. And just like Zeus, Namjoon is a natural-born leader, with (what the members told us in older interviews) a taste for. . . sexual things. 

With Jin, I was having trouble between Hestia and Hera but chose Hestia as his character. Hestia was the goddess of the hearth and family, while Hera was the goddess of marriage. Seokjin is declared as the ‘mother’ of BTS by Armys alike, so, instead of making him the goddess of marriage, I made him the goddess of family.

Yoongi was the one I had the most trouble with. He has such a unique personality that is sometimes hard to capture into words. So, I based his off things the members said. They have said that he is the one to fix the things Namjoon breaks, and it fits perfectly into Hephaestus, the god of blacksmiths. However, Yoongi does not have Hephaestus’ deformed outer appearance mentioned in the myths.

All of the members have a touch of Apollo in them, but Hoseok embodies the sun the most. Apollo is depicted as an almost happy-go-lucky person in pop culture (looking at you, Rick Riordan), which fits into Hoseok’s personality. Have you seen the English translated versions of his songs? Poetry.

Jimin, on stage, has an almost sexual appearance, depending on the outfit he wears. Eros is also the god of love, and Jimin has a lot of love to give around. I mean this boy always wants a hug from his friends. (Have you seen the video of him running up to Namjoon, arms raised, going “Namjoon!” He’s Namjoon’s baby). 

Taehyung is beauty, he is (somewhat) grace, he is the nation’s baby boy. He wears Gucci, he is said to be the babiest baby of the group, and he can still switch it up, going from tiny baby™ to Dom™ onstage in almost a second. This boy is nothing but beauty, and you can’t tell me otherwise. 

Jungkook is the Energizer bunny on CRACK and you can’t tell me otherwise, okay? This boy loves to workout from what we can tell, and even Yoongi declined to arm wrestle him. Jungkook is the embodiment of Hermes, who was told he should be the messenger of the gods because he ran the fastest. Not only is Hermes the messenger of the gods, but he is also the god of trickery and sports, two of which are Jungkook’s favorite things (most of the time he watches as tricks happen, and sometimes he doesn’t know the trick is on him).

PSA:

Patty Jenkins (Wonder Woman director) didn't hire stunt doubles as the Amazonian warriors. She actually hired regular people like us, from fitness trainers, athletes, and police officers.

THOSE WOMEN IN THE MOVIE REALLY DO KICK ASS IN REAL LIFE. THEY LOOK PROUD AT WHAT THEY REPRESENT ( THAT WE GIRLS OF ANY COLOR, RACE, AGE, RELIGION, AND SIZE CAN DO ANYTHING).

Someone New — Robb Stark x Mormont!reader / Jon Snow x Mormont!reader

Summary: Jon Snow and Robb Stark both had a crush on the reader, the reader is in love with Jon, they lay together for the first time (sort of like a flashback), then Jon goes to the Walls and the reader finds a different kind of comfort in Robb.

Warnings: Smut

How did you get in this position? A month ago you were spread out in Jon's bed as his tongue swiped over your overly sensitive clit, crying out as his teeth scraped against the pink folds around it. Now you were rocking your hips against Robb's, his manhood buried deep inside you as your lips mashed against one another, your hand strung in his curly locks.

You could tell the differences between them.

Jon's hair was longer, his manhood well-built — long and stocky —, his body lean against yours, the hair around his nether regions well-kept. He was a gentle lover, taking his time, trying to please both of you, but at the same time, he didn't seem to care about his orgasm; he just wanted you to have yours.

Robb's hair was short, his manhood a bit shorter than Jon's but the same thickness nevertheless, his body hard and stockier, no hair around his cock. He was both gentle and hard, taking his time, driving his cock deep into you hard, forcing both of your orgasms to come.

Jon had been your first lover — a Mormont lady with a bastard! Oh, how everyone was shocked, but they all knew better than to piss off a bear. You and Jon did everything together, riding your horses into the forests in search of a Weirwood tree, sitting with him during your meals, and talking about nonsense.

You’ve never really had that with Robb, but the two of you became close after Jon’s departure, and now here you were, in his bed, moaning out his name like a mantra, begging him to let you come. The tight knot in your stomach was becoming stronger by the second, making Robb feel your walls flutter around him, letting him know you were close. “Let go, (Y/N),” he whispered into your ear, and with that, you let go, a large wave of pleasure crashing over you as you came, triggering Robb’s as well. Thick lines of come shot up into your cervix, the small donut-shaped muscle/fibers, some of the little swimmers going up into your uterus, fertilizing your eggs as Robb laid down next to you.

“I love you, (Y/N).”

Should I do a part two? This is just supposed to be like an introductory chapter, btw.

“She wore a gown the color of storms, shadows, and rain and a necklace of broken promises and regrets.”

― Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

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