The Best Part Of Jon Chapters Is The Frequency At Which He Does Something Completely Physically Impossible

the best part of jon chapters is the frequency at which he does something completely physically impossible with absolutely no commentary. jon does not know that regular people cannot throw a pillow at a wall so hard it literally explodes so he’s just like anyway oh boy time for another day of iron bank loan paperwork and counting beets!

it is extremely funny to me that Jon is the character that inspires the most insane asoiaf ship wars, of all characters. Jon. Jon!! Think about it. The boy is just in pure suffering throughout the entire story. He's just trying to cope, he's minding his own business, he's fed up and he's also dead last time we saw him. The burden on his shoulders is so so heavy and he's just a boy ffs. Like I'm mainly concerned by how on earth is he going to survive this and when is he ever gonna get a break and just, live basically. But because he's the only, singular, male character with an iota of decency and integrity, he suddenly becomes this golden boi archetype that everyone wants to claim as the ultimate prize for their fav gal. Leave the poor guy alone, even in the meta world the furies don't stop pursuing him somehow

KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT YOUR FCKING MOUTH!

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE.

I was having a peaceful day until I saw this monstrosity on my fyp…I will know no peace.

Why is my husband up there? Hmm? I understand that people are still sour over season eight. Don’t get me wrong I am too but why is my boy up there? Like genuinely?

You have

1. a rapist

2. a raging misogynist/shitty parent

3. a manipulative pig/ abuser

4. a righteous hypocrite/abuser

5. Vaegon is just genuinely unlikeable (I also hate the fact he used to Laena’s funeral to take a jab at my boys)

6. a genocidal maniac (who offed my boy Luke and offed thousands of innocent ppl during a temper tantrum)

7.a man who bred his wife to death/ ripped her apart/married a fourteen year old

8. An incel

Annnddddd 9. A dude who’s done nothing but try and do the right thing, yeah he has some dumb moments (bc dnd butchered him after season 5) but he hasn’t done anything!

Who’s the odd one out?

One of these things is not like the other.

I find it really ironic how my boy gets so much hate for stopping Dany from going on a genocidal march through Westeros and finds himself lumped in with literal scum of the earth when he genuinely has nothing in common with them other than the fact that he has a penis, is a Targaryen and was stupidly named Aegon (idk why that was the choice when he had a bro named Aegon already).

You know who has something in common with the men up here?

Jorah Mormont*gags* ( an incel who likes young girls, Dany is 13 in the books btw and a literal 16year old in the show, he’s a fucking weirdo): basically relates to 7&8

Rheagar Targaryen, who married a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD abandoning his sick wife and his children: he gives me 2&7 vibes.

Viserys Targaryen, an abusive weirdo, murderous psycho, misogynistic asshole who sexually assaults his little sister in the FIRST EPISODE: uh, I’m gonna give him numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (just because I hate him) and 6 (bc of his temper).

And then just to piss you off…

Daemon Targaryen, um…let’s see childish temper tantrums, seduces his 15 year old niece, MURDERS his wife (who was hot by the way) marries a girl younger than his niece and then marries his niece days after his second wife’s death. I’ll give him a partial 3 &4 (bc he put hands on my queen), a half 6, and third of 7 (the last part).

And then just to piss Y’ALL off EVEN MORE…

Danaerys Targaryen, who throws temper tantrum (bc of shitty writing) and burns thousands of innocent ppl alive, for what reason? I’m gonna give her 6. (She’s pretty tho, I’ll give her that, ily Emelia).

You know who doesn’t have a reason to be up there???

JON! LEAVE HIM ALONE GODDAMNIT!

Keep my wife’s name out your mouth.

Since GRRM is taking so long to finish Winds of Winter and the rest of ASOIF, here’s some visual concepts of that one moment we’ve all been waiting for … Jon Snow holding Lightbringer. Created with Midjourney.

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