positivity is a drug and i'm fighting the war on drugs. but i respect you so block the "dead inside" tag if you don't like my wanton negativity
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Okay But You Know The Fanpersonalities We Have For The Satellites In 17776 Will Eventually Become Their
okay but you know the fanpersonalities we have for the satellites in 17776 will eventually become their real personas when they discover this data in the future and use quantum shit to integrate them into their own systems
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isn’t this exactly how Robocop 1987 starts
bastion is ED-20000009 but a loyal if not clumsy companion and not just a psycho, and it befriends the two after hana helps it up after it falls down some stairs :^)
hanzo saying “bitches leave”
and then Junkrat and Roadhog get toxic waste dumped on them and they think they’ve been fused into some kind of horrific toxic waste monster but they’re just kinda glued to each other’s backs like banjo kazooie
saw the new hots update, and @floofmasterdeluxe suggested a buddy cop au…photoshop could not open fast enough
CEO of anti net-neutrality Comcast?
LISTEN THE HECK UP YOU GUYS.
AND LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE CELEBRITY, BRIAN ROBERTS.
He’s the CEO of Comcast, but GET THIS: HES ACTUALLY REALLY HECKING RAD.
I know, hearing he’s a CEO of a billion dollar company immediately makes you think he’s greedy, but he actually DONATED 76000 DOLLARS TO DEMOCRATS.
YES.
DEMOCRATS.
NOT REPUBLICANS.
AND HE SUPPORTS HILLARY. JUST LIKE US.
He also supports the affordable health care act.
You know, OBAMACARE?
HE SUPPORTS OBAMACARE YOU GUYS.
And people will say, what? He’s still a rich old white guy. How is he any different from, say, Trump?
Well I say, he’s completely different from trump.
He’s not racist, homophobic, aphobic, OR a terf.
He’s just a cute bean trying to make his way in the world. He worked HARD for all his money, and works harder than any of his employees.
And he has three kids, so we know he’s also a super sweet dad.
Plus…he’s super hecking cute.
Move over markiplier, i think i just found my newest celeb crush.
SO.
HE SUPPORTS HILLARY, DONATES TO DEMOCRATS, LOVES OBAMACARE, IS HECKA CUTE, AND OWNS THE BEST CABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD?!
SIGN ME THE FRICK UP.
Some new pics from Twitter:
mournfully eating my cup o noodles every day at work
small voice in the back of my head: I'm going to die at 55 from some kind of preventable sodium related disease or styrofoam poisoning or something... I can't live like this forever... I can feel my insides protesting
the rest of my brain: tummy hungwy 99 cent lunch good