Alistair Seems Like The Kind Of Guy Who Would Go Up To The Maker Himself And Be Like: Yeah Youre Cool

Alistair seems like the kind of guy who would go up to the Maker himself and be like: “yeah you’re cool  and all buT HAVE YOU HEARD OF MY WIFE?" 

There are farmers AUs, right?

Alistair after falling for the Warden

Alistair: It was love at first bLIGHT

Warden:

Alistair:

Alistair: im sorry

I realize now that Aveline couldn’t be in Inquisition because the breach would have clenched itself in fear if she was

I’ve watched Golden Eye yesterday, one of my favourite Bond films and I realised that Sean Bean’s character is named Alec TREVELAYN.

So I’m rebloging Boris’ gif, because I really like this guy and I have some silly thoughts about kind of Golden Eye inspired AU of DAI.

Like, Alec as good guy and rogue Inqusitor. Orb called Golden Eye all the time. Magic could be programming, so Boris as Corypheus... and Natalya as Morrigan?

Or maybe generally inspired by Bond films DAI AU? Alec Trevelyan, rogue archer Inquisitor. Bond as his archer companion with weird sense of humor, so as Varric. Dagna as Q. Josephine as Moneypenny.

Okay, end of this silliness, back to rebloging things.

I am invincible! 

Swimming crabs are characterized by the flattening of the fifth pair of legs into broad paddles, which are used for swimming. This ability, together with their strong, sharp claws, allows many species to be fast and aggressive predators.

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