This Reminds Me Of That Old Meme Of The Lammas With Hats Like:

This reminds me of that old meme of the Lammas with hats like:

Alastor: I stabbed him 37 times in the chest :)

Lucifer: Alastor! That kills people!

Lucifer: ...What happened to his hands? Why are they missing??

Alastor: Well, I may have cooked them up. And ate them :3

Lucifer: Alastor!

Alastor: I was craving hands. My stomach was making the rumbles that only hands would satisfy.

Lucifer: *has an existential crisis*

Human Alastor and Angel Lucifer AU by @ TonyxsteveStony on twitter

Their AU is cute like a fairytale

Guys I'm dying-

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DUOLINGO TWEETING THIS-

(THE ACTUAL TWEET FOR PROOF-)

(Here's some fanart of this tweet-)

IT IS REAL.

DUOLINGO IS SHIPPING THEMSELF WITH ALASTOR-

I AM DYING HELP ME-

Ahh this explains a bit. I have a good example for that.

I've gone climbing mountains so many times with my family but I always just remember how much it sucked getting up there. The mountains and the trees might as well have been cardboard cutouts.

And a few months later they would ask me if I love remembering the nature we saw, but I just can't. I would just remember that I declared cardio my mortal enemy and why and that's it.

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

Two steps ahead.

Dipper was two steps ahead.

After all, words only affect those who have souls.

After all, a soul can't be forever tied to a wall.

At one point, it will just... let go.