Y/N: Krueger, Muru, Come Here For A Second

Y/N: Krueger, muru, come here for a second

Krueger: I wonder what that means... I bet it means bear

König: We could look through the translator

Krueger: I don't know how that's spelled, do you?

König: Use the voice function!

Moments later

Krueger: What do you mean it means crumb?!

König: Dove... ☺️

krueger is a little crumb to me tbh,,, hes the little one that falls from ur food and lands on u and it looks like it disappeared so u can never find it but in reality ts clung to u secretly

sizes in order from smallest to largest

Soap

Ghost

Gaz

Price

and no, theyd probably not be 8+ inches or anything like that. And König would def not have a 10 incher.

Body positivity not only includes hair, but also appreciating realistic sizes

ongoing sentences? tf u mean it’s bad, the sentence goes on as long as i need it to.

It breaks my heart how some people don't know how much information they are missing out on in the games.

Did you know Gaz specializes in interrogation, not Ghost or Price, Gaz.

Did you know the first mission of the original first game is cannon to Soap? Did you know that not only did he lock a mp in the trunk of a car. Which we all know, but also that while on patrol when they were attacked and the machine gun malfunctioned. So Soap stripped the weapon and reassembled it before firing 150 single shots, re-cocking the gun for every round. And claimed Any and all of his comrades would have done the same thing?

Did you know All Gillied up is still canon and MacMillan still owes Price a favor presumably? Did you know MacMillan was still cannon? That also means Imran Zakhaev is still alive?

There are so many things people just don't know and it breaks my heart because these are some of my favorite fun facts.

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in response to ur most recent post; holy fuck ur so right

not many ppl say this and when they do, everyone (and by everyone i mean the cishet white women) freaks the fuck out

cishet white women dni ✋🏽🚫

have a good day :3

Youre real as hell anon <3 only those who arent cishet white women will get it

Mfs (me) will look at a beautiful 6'10 Austrian man and call him "pulu" (dove) without even thinkin' about it

König deserves to be called pulu I think

Oooh KorTac operators but they've got a buddy whose language none of them speak, and said buddy takes full advantage and calls them cutesy nicknames

Until one of them has had enough and finds out Kruger is "crumb", Horangi is "dear" and Nikto... whooboy Nikto is "golden bird"

I hope you don't mind the mild rambling- I just want to call the scary guys cute nicknames

KRUEGER BEING CRUMB IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER NOW. 😭😭😭😭 ohh my god anon i LOVE these