Sizes In Order From Smallest To Largest

sizes in order from smallest to largest

Soap

Ghost

Gaz

Price

and no, theyd probably not be 8+ inches or anything like that. And König would def not have a 10 incher.

Body positivity not only includes hair, but also appreciating realistic sizes

D:

get a grip

ill get a grip on niktos fat dick howzabout that

im a firm believer in

hairy ass mf: soap/price

cannot grow body/face hair for the life of them: ghost/gaz

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley hcs except theyre all about trauma-rooted behaviors:

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who refuses to ever have kids, insists that his bloodline should end with him, and doesn’t want any generational trauma being passed down through his mistakes

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who distances himself from close friends if he feels like they’re growing bored of him/dislike him (even if they don’t)

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who can’t sleep at night and has to take melatonin (except he built up a tolerance, so not even that works

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who’s partially haphephobic / germaphobic as a result of his trauma. It’ll take a long time before he let’s someone sleep in his bed, it feels like itching underneath his skin, constant discomfort with the idea of anyone in his room for too long

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who’s extremely territorial about his space + things. Will not leave anything outside his room because if it gets touched or moved without his knowledge, his brain will have a melt down

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who copes with his trauma through humor. Although his jokes are particularly dark, he feels like it’s the only way to get people to like him, by being a jokester

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who tends to zone out with people he’s comfortable with (takes a lot of time to get to that level with him tho)

Y/N: Krueger, muru, come here for a second

Krueger: I wonder what that means... I bet it means bear

König: We could look through the translator

Krueger: I don't know how that's spelled, do you?

König: Use the voice function!

Moments later

Krueger: What do you mean it means crumb?!

König: Dove... ☺️

krueger is a little crumb to me tbh,,, hes the little one that falls from ur food and lands on u and it looks like it disappeared so u can never find it but in reality ts clung to u secretly