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I got so sad for Kenny AUGHHH. This is near the end of “It’s Christmas in Canada”

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someone get Eric a dad so he’ll finally have a good moral compass please. He looked at the rich golfer in The Streaming Wars and went “Papa 🥺” and I wanted to cry hElp

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-70F sounds absolutely insane to me, especially since I live in Texas and anything below 20F sparks panic in a lot of homes. I honestly thought temperatures that low weren’t possible anywhere besides Antarctica.

I’m so glad I came across this post though because I knew it would be getting extra chilly here but I didn’t realize the true severity of it. I have a sensory issue where my brain doesn’t react to air temperature properly, so I’m usually unable to notice if I’m freezing or overheating. But at least now I know the exact precautions I should take for tonight 😮‍💨

There’s a nasty winter storm that’s going to hit most of the central regions of the US tomorrow (21 December 2022), especially tomorrow night. Please check your local forecasts if you live anywhere west of the rocky mountains, even down as far south as Texas. In some areas of the Plains region, windchill is likely to be -50F to -70F. That is so cold that you will develop frostbite in minutes. You will lose extremities without protection if you are exposed to windchill that cold. -70F is “surface of Mars” cold.

My part of the US is going to be below freezing all next week. This is normal for some. Not so normal for others.

If your area is likely to be impacted by the storm, please prepare now. The most important thing is staying warm and staying inside until things warm up outside. Specific tips I can offer, as somebody who regularly deals with cold winters are:

Put blankets over windows and doors. This will help your house retain heat.

Stay well-fed. Buy food now. You will get hungry faster because your body will burn calories to stay warm.

Stay hydrated. If your lips are chapped you’re probably dehydrated.

Stay dry. Remove wet clothing as soon as possible. It is better to be naked than wet when it is cold.

If it is going to get below freezing for more than an hour or two, run your water at a trickle or drip to prevent your pipes from bursting. The colder it gets the faster your pipes will freeze.

Here’s the weather forecast for this storm: