Revenge On Unsympathetic Patton! UvU

Revenge on Unsympathetic Patton! UvU

Remus, spying Logan in the kitchen: So uh... Whatcha doin?

Logan, staring at the oven: Waiting to take the bread turtle out of the oven.

Remus, sliding more into the kitchen: Bread turtle??

Logan, nodding but still keeping his eyes locked on the oven: Yeah it's bread in the shape of a turtle...

Remus, slowly nodding: Ah... I see.

Logan, finally turning to look at him: I filled him full of raspberry jelly, I'm going to cut him open in front of Patton. You want some?

Remus: God that's so fuckin evil. I'd love some.

then one day...

logan, angry: pass me the aux cord

patton, oblivious: sure logie!

virgil, scrambling from the couch: NO!

patton: *hands to logan*

virgil: *yanks it out* pAtToN hE cOuLdVe VaPoRiZeD uS

Patton: he wouldn’t have done that kiddo!

logan: Yes i would have. I was going to *walks out of room

Logan: did you know that there's a sound that can boil water?

Virgil: ...hey guys don't hand Logan the aux cord when he's angry or we might all get instantly vaporized

"your birthright was to die"

Super underrated line

I refused to watch MCU for a while after Endgame and all. but someone brought that line up because of fanmade video (Loki angst s what I was watching) That one sentence hurts because Odin says it. Odin was his "father" but once Loki found out, the father/son stuff all went to it's grave.

he wouldnt even need to be drunk xD

Roman: you’re on thin ice!

Logan(drunk) *looking down*: ...no, this is the floor...

Virgil: Logan, it’s a saying!

Logan(drunk): wrong again, it’s C A R P E T

Headcanon

Patton was always mad at Logan for also being a blue side.

To retaliate, he took Logan’s logo and changed it so it wouldn’t be to obvious. He also made sure to make Logan insecure by making Logan think of himself like he was a joke. He also kept telling Logan to shut up. He even pretended to care for Logan so it wouldn’t be noticed by the fandom, and if it was, the fandom retaliated and made sure that his “nice things” to Logan were bigger

Never! I love Logan!

I could never make him Unsympathetic!

virgil who acts so calm when he’s done something wrong and you’re trying to call him out on his bullshit. it’s like talking to a motherfucking brick wall because all he’s saying is “i’m sorry i made you feel that way.” “i didn’t intend for my words to come across like that.” “maybe you could confront me nicely next time so we can have a civil conversation.” eventually you get so worked up you scream and yell and now he’s playing the victim card. “you screamed at me when i was being kind and listening to your words!!” “you were being completely unfair!!” and all his friends back him up. roman says “why were you being so harsh? virgil apologized, you should’ve accepted it and moved on.” “come on man, he was agreeing with you, stop being so sensitive.”