Its Just Me And My Bag Of Costco Kirklands Signature Against The World

It’s just me and my bag of Costco Kirkland’s Signature against the world

I seem to have a type for old British narrator men in games

Thinking about podcast detectives and how they'd interact. Juno Steel and Richard Hart are this close to shooting each other, Sam Bailey is crying about it, Arthur Lester is talking to himself and not helping and Archibald Fleet is confused and lost and no one will help him either

Being aro/ace is so weird

I could literally walk past the most beautiful, heart stopping, jaw-dropping, astonishing, fabulously attractive, regal, ethereal, drop dead gorgeous real person on the planet and think:

‘‘𝘞𝘰𝘸, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮!’’ but the moment I see an absurd, insane, and unattractive fictional character I’m like:

‘‘ Marry me rn. We are married’’

PENUMBRA SEASON 5 GOT ANNOUNCED HOW WE FEELIN

Awwwww they are so in love! (they hate each other)