Hey What If When You Get A New Cat All Of Their Past Lives Ghosts Follow It And Thats Why At 2am Your

Hey what if when you get a new cat all of their past lives’ ghosts follow it and that’s why at 2am your cat starts to run around everywhere- What if they’re playing with their past lives?

Those kids wear bright orange t-shirts with their camp name on them and then they get surprised when they get discovered and attacked

Someone’s gotta teach those kids how to cook and it sure won’t be the potions teacher

You teach at a magic school, but you do not teach any magic. In fact, you are not even a mage. Yet your classes are among the few that every student has to take, no matter what kind of magic they are studying.

Neil Gaiman has been accused of sexually assaulting six different people, can you please not use his tag, which is being used to discuss updates on his victims, to post about how excited you are to watch his show

I am SO sorry. I will remove that tag from my post right away. I do not condone this kind of behaviour

Thank you for warning me about it, i should’ve done my research.

“According to me, Persephone is a thousand times more beautiful than them all.” You say.

Hades gives you a high-five and lets you into Elysium.

You stand before Hades to be judged, and he is confused by the events of your death. When asked about it, You answer “Athena, Aphrodite, and Hera came to me asking whom I thought was the most beautiful. They didn’t like my answer.”

Hell yeaaaah i’ve been shipping them since book 1 !!!

She did kiss her mom’s uncle’s son but that doesn’t matter some greek gods have done worse

(Looking at you, Zeus.)