Oh God I Know Its Been An Age And A Half Since I Posted A Story, BUT I Finally Finished My Alcina & Sherry

Oh god I know its been an age and a half since I posted a story, BUT I finally finished my Alcina & Sherry fic!  I don't think its quite up to par with what I originally wanted but I'm satisfied with what came out.  I hope you enjoy!

The first thing Sherry Birkin encounters when she enters the Blue Umbrella lounge room is the tallest woman she has ever seen.  She unconsciously let out a small wow alerting the woman to her presence.

Alcina turned in her chair to see the new arrival, “Oh hello, you must be one of the United States agents we have been called to meet.” She says removing her reading glasses and setting down her book.

Sherry continues to gape at the woman for a few seconds before realizing she was being spoken to, “Oh, yeah! I’m Sherry Birkin, federal agent for the Division of Security Operations.” She says as she walks closer and sticks her hand out for a handshake.

Alcina takes her hand, “A pleasure, I am Lady Alcina Dimitrescu.  I hope you don’t mind me remaining seated, the ceilings aren’t quite suited for someone my height.” She chuckles.  “Please join me.” She gestures to the chair across from her.

Sherry takes a seat, “Thank you my Lady.  It’s nice to meet you as well.”

Alcina waves off her formality smiling, “Oh no, no, please call me Alcina, my dear.  The title is simply a formality for the men wo have no manners, and it sounds much nicer with the castle.”

“Ahh…” Sherry says before sitting awkwardly in silence, “So, do you know any of the company gossip?”

Alcina covers a laugh with a cough, “Why no, I don’t believe I know much of anything.  Most of the lovely employees here don’t enjoy speaking with a ‘monster’ like me.” She rolls her eyes at the thought.

Sherry gasps in shock, “Oh my god, you are missing out!  Okay, so did you hear that Claire Redfield and Jill Valentine are totally a thing now?” She gushes with a wide smile at the chance to gossip with someone.

Alcina feigns belief at the rumor, “Truly! I had no idea; they don’t seem like the type.”

Sherry nods her head, “Oh yeah, I heard they are keeping it on the downlow because Chris is crazy obsessed with Claire ‘continuing the Redfield bloodline’.”

“Wouldn’t he want her to have a relationship with a woman?  She wouldn’t be able to ‘continue the bloodline’ with a man.  It would be his bloodline not hers.” Alcina says confused.

Sherry throws her arms up, “That’s exactly what I’ve been saying!  No one seems to care though; they just keep repeating that ridiculous joke.” Alcina nods along as Sherry continues to rant and gossip.  “You don’t believe anything I’m saying do you?”

“Not a single word, but I didn’t want to interrupt as you seemed so passionate about it.” She explains as Sherry slightly deflates.

“Damn, what gave me away?” She asks.

Alcina chuckles, “I have met both Ms. Redfield and Agent Valentine, while I doubt they would commit to a relationship to each other, they are both private people.  Neither of them would allow rumors to spread about them, they are far too careful for that, especially Agent Valentine.”

Sherry smirks, “They would make a nice couple though.”

Alcina laughs, “Yes they would, Agent Valentine would make quite the pair with either of the Redfield siblings. I can only imagine the children they would produce.”

“Speaking of relationships, would you happen to have a Lord or Lady of your own?” Sherry asks curious about her new friend.

Alcina’s smile falters before recovering, “Sadly it’s not quite so easy for someone my size and with my…. affliction to date.  Everyone who is privy to my unique features is out of the question.”

Sherry tilts her head curiously, “Why is that? If you don’t mind me asking.”

“Not at all, simply put, Moreau is a lovely man, but we are not very close.  No disrespect to him, but he is simply not my type either. Donna is lovely as well, though I see her as a close friend only.  She is a touch to young for my tastes and we are possibly too close for a relationship. Finally, Heisenberg, ugh, He is Heisenberg and I refuse to even get near that man.  I would kill myself before subjecting to any sort of intimacy with him and it is very difficult to kill me, I’ll have you know” Sherry chuckles at her explanation.

“He can’t be that bad.” She says knowing the tall woman is exaggerating.

Alcina rolls her eyes, “You clearly haven’t met Karl Heisenberg.  He is the most sanctimonious, annoying, unkempt, vile man I have ever met!”  Sherry is struggling to hold back her laughter at Alcina’s anger towards this man.  Towards the end of her continued rant, Sherry can’t hold back her laughter and breaks. Sherry startles her at first, but the contagious laughter soon infects her as well.  After a couple of minutes of laughter, they both calm down and regain composure.

Alcina delicately wipes a tear from her eye, “Ahh, I haven’t laughed that hard in years.”  Sherry nods in agreement still recovering from the giggles. “Since you brought it up, I must ask about your previous trysts.”  Sherry immediately stops giggling.

“Ugh, it’s been uneventful.  I’m only 35 and the only relationship I’ve had was barely one at all.  His name was Jake, we met during one of my missions, I was supposed to get his blood to stop the C virus.  The whole situation spiraled, and I guess we just spent so much tense time together we just were drawn to each other.  After everything calmed down, we went on a few dates.  I thought he would be nicer outside of a war zone, and he was but not to the degree I was hoping.  He refused to stop with all of his sexist comments and honestly was just kind of a dick a lot of the time.  Without the tension we stopped being drawn together, though we are still friends.  Definitely glad I never slept with him.”  Alcina just gapes at her.

“Well now, that was a bit of a rollercoaster.  I wasn’t expecting that answer, though if you are still looking, I believe my middle child would be quite the match for you.  She seems very similar to your Jake but much better towards her lovers.  She can be quite passionate about her work, which extends into her relationships.” She chuckles, “I may be a bit biased though as she is my daughter.”

“Ahh, I appreciate the offer, but I’m not interested dating women.” Sherry says a bit awkwardly trying not to offend.

“Oh, I apologize I didn’t realize.  Still if you ever discover that you have an interest, you know how to contact me through Agent Redfield.” Alcina says checking the time, “It seems our break time is over, now we must attend a nonsense meeting to inflate little men’s egos.”

Sherry looks at the clock as well feeling disappointed their time is ending, “Wait! Do you have a cellphone? We can exchange numbers to keep in touch without the middleman.”  Alcina nods pulling out her modified phone.  “Oh, wow that sure is something.” Sherry says noticing the unusually large phone.

Alcina chuckles, “Yes, I cannot use a regular cellular phone, so Agent Redfield had something called a ‘tablet’ converted into a phone for me to use more comfortably.  My girls had to get me modified accessories for my home computer as well, even if I refuse to use the blasted contraption most of the time.”

“I get ya.  Here let me put my number in, then I’ll send myself a text, so I have your number too.”  Sherry struggles a bit with the large device, but eventually programs her number. Alcina takes back the phone and poses Sherry for a picture.  “What are you doing?” Sherry asks as she is being manipulated.

“My girls say I have to have an image for everyone in my phone, so I am posing you so I can take a photograph.” Sherry makes a noise of understanding and strikes a pose for her contact image.  After Alcina takes the image, Sherry pulls out her phone as well.

“Your turn!  If I have to take a photo so do you.” She says aiming her camera at the still seated woman.  Alcina poses regally in her chair and Sherry snaps a photo.  “Great! Thanks for this.  Its kinda hard to make friends in this line of work so I want to stay in contact with those I do make.”

Alcina finally stands into a hunched position, “I’m glad to be considered a friend.  As you can guess friends are a rarity for me as well.” Sherry gives a sympathetic nod.  “Now we really must be going, the boys won’t be happy if we are late for this little ‘meeting’.”

As they make their way to the meeting room, they continue to talk about Alcina’s girls, Leon, and many other things before joining their superiors.

If Alcina needed help teaching the girls things when they were first reborn, who would should go to for any given subject?

Thanks for the ask!

I feel like she would go to either Donna or Miranda for things she can't learn herself. She would definitely try to do things herself first but she can't know everything. I feel like she would go to Donna first though as I dont think canon Miranda likes the girls very much

If any of the girls showed an interest in machinery she would try her best to teach it to herself (and fail) then begrudgingly go to heisenberg so he can teach the girls.

She would bring the girls to Moreau to learn about fish and marine biology, and sometimes medicine when he is feeling well and so he can stretch his brain to keep it from deteriorating further

Edit: completely forgot to mention why I think Donna. I feel like she is the second smartest (just after Miranda) considering her library is seemingly full of textbooks. Plus she would have to know a decent amount about the human body for her poisons to work. Additionally, I think I saw somewhere that she has a bug collection ( could be wrong though) so that would help with the girls too.

No longer depressed and im writing again! Yay! Sadly the one I had the drive to write for is the one literally no one asked for but me 😅. Its ending up longer than I thought so I'll probably break it up and write the 3 requests I got.

Requests are open!

This is my official request post.

Since my ideas are running out I want to see what you guys want!

I write mostly friendships but I can try my hand at romance in both canon and my AU, though I probably won't do poly ships as its just not my cup of tea though do feel free to leave your own headcanons for the AU, I love seeing all interpretations of it.

I personally don't see the lords as family so I dont mind shipping them together but I also very much enjoy the family dynamics so feel free to request either one.

Question: take 2

Would anyone be interested in an original story from me? I feel confident enough to write it now that I have some experience and free time. I won't stop writing fanfics though just this on the side.

The idea is about a woman in the 1940's who wants to be a private detective but can only find work as a receptionist. It would follow her and her boss on cases (with some romance on the side between her and her roommate😏)

I was hoping to see my mirlena fic on my phone's word app. Not there but I did see that I apparently have a document called death....

Edit: it was an assignment for my forensics class