I Just Went To My Computer To Purchase Nier Replicant So I'd Have Something To Do During The Aftermath

I just went to my computer to purchase nier replicant so I'd have something to do during the aftermath of the stupid hurricane only to remember I have no internet 🙃

Hi there.... I know its been an absolute age and a half but I finally wrote your request!  I'm so sorry it took so long, but I hope you enjoy @k4jdesu

It was that time of the year again, the yearly Lord’s movie day.  Moreau decided that it would be a great idea for family bonding, and so he would have someone to enjoy his favorite films with.  Alcina vehemently refused to spend time in the reservoir, but at the dejected look on Sal’s face, she reluctantly said that they could use her opera room as a makeshift theater.  That had been years ago, now she was just as excited for the day as Moreau, even if she never let anyone know.

“Alright friends, I brought a bunch of Disney films for today!  We need something fun and lighthearted!” Sal said hobbling into the opera room arms full of tapes and DVDs.  Alcina stepped over to him and lightened his load.

“I do hope you have some of the classics, they are clearly superior to anything these new age ‘animators’ could come up with.” She says placing the movies down next to the projector set up.

“Oh yeah of course you’d say that!  Just because you saw it at the ‘picture show’ doesn’t mean they are the best.  Not everyone likes those sappy princess movies. We have to watch one of the live action movies like 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea or the Davy Crocket movies.” Heisenberg argued back relaxing into one of the chairs.  They continued to argue over the validity of their movie choices.

While they argued, Donna moved silently next to Sal, “Could we watch a musical?  I always loved those.” She asked meekly.  Sal thought for a few seconds before snapping his fingers and pushing Alcina away from the stack of films.

“This is the perfect film for everyone!  It fits everyone’s desires and its amazing!” Sal proclaimed holding up a tape.  The three other Lords looked closely at the cover.

“Mary Poppins?” Alcina questioned, “I haven’t heard of it, but I have no objections to this pick.”

“Yeah, same here at least it isn’t some ridiculous princess cartoon.  Looks interesting, great pick Sal.” Heisenberg agreed.

Donna simply nodded her agreement with his choice and took a seat removing her veil so she could see better. Sal beamed at the others and did a small happy dance placing the film in the player and settling in to watch the film with his family.

After the film was done, Sal cautiously looked around at his siblings to judge their reactions.  All of them had happy faces.

“That was quite a good choice Salvatore.  I thoroughly enjoyed it.”  Alcina said smiling at him and patting him on the head.

“For once the big lady and I agree, great choice.” Heisenberg said standing and stretching his back before grasping Sal’s shoulder and leaving for home.

Donna moved to hug Sal, “Thank you, it was amazing.” She whispered to him, leaving the room with a bow back to her hostess.

Sal was ecstatic that his family loved his movie, he bounced happily as he collected his films. Alcina handed him a basket for him to carry them with, “so they don’t get damaged.  Also, would you mind if I kept Mary Poppins for a short time?  I’d love to show my girls.”

Sal shook his head furiously, “Of course not! I would love for you to show the girls!  I hope they enjoy it; this is one of my favorites.”

Alcina chuckled at his enthusiasm, “Thank you Salvatore.  I’ll be sure to take good care of it for you.”

Sal skipped out of the castle and back to his reservoir happier than he has been in a very long time.

Question: take 2

Would anyone be interested in an original story from me? I feel confident enough to write it now that I have some experience and free time. I won't stop writing fanfics though just this on the side.

The idea is about a woman in the 1940's who wants to be a private detective but can only find work as a receptionist. It would follow her and her boss on cases (with some romance on the side between her and her roommate😏)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31908013/chapters/80236024

Reblogging with the AO3 link since I posted this at midnight and forgot to upload it to Ao3

Oh god I know its been an age and a half since I posted a story, BUT I finally finished my Alcina & Sherry fic!  I don’t think its quite up to par with what I originally wanted but I’m satisfied with what came out.  I hope you enjoy!

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Oh god I know its been an age and a half since I posted a story, BUT I finally finished my Alcina & Sherry fic!  I don't think its quite up to par with what I originally wanted but I'm satisfied with what came out.  I hope you enjoy!

The first thing Sherry Birkin encounters when she enters the Blue Umbrella lounge room is the tallest woman she has ever seen.  She unconsciously let out a small wow alerting the woman to her presence.

Alcina turned in her chair to see the new arrival, “Oh hello, you must be one of the United States agents we have been called to meet.” She says removing her reading glasses and setting down her book.

Sherry continues to gape at the woman for a few seconds before realizing she was being spoken to, “Oh, yeah! I’m Sherry Birkin, federal agent for the Division of Security Operations.” She says as she walks closer and sticks her hand out for a handshake.

Alcina takes her hand, “A pleasure, I am Lady Alcina Dimitrescu.  I hope you don’t mind me remaining seated, the ceilings aren’t quite suited for someone my height.” She chuckles.  “Please join me.” She gestures to the chair across from her.

Sherry takes a seat, “Thank you my Lady.  It’s nice to meet you as well.”

Alcina waves off her formality smiling, “Oh no, no, please call me Alcina, my dear.  The title is simply a formality for the men wo have no manners, and it sounds much nicer with the castle.”

“Ahh…” Sherry says before sitting awkwardly in silence, “So, do you know any of the company gossip?”

Alcina covers a laugh with a cough, “Why no, I don’t believe I know much of anything.  Most of the lovely employees here don’t enjoy speaking with a ‘monster’ like me.” She rolls her eyes at the thought.

Sherry gasps in shock, “Oh my god, you are missing out!  Okay, so did you hear that Claire Redfield and Jill Valentine are totally a thing now?” She gushes with a wide smile at the chance to gossip with someone.

Alcina feigns belief at the rumor, “Truly! I had no idea; they don’t seem like the type.”

Sherry nods her head, “Oh yeah, I heard they are keeping it on the downlow because Chris is crazy obsessed with Claire ‘continuing the Redfield bloodline’.”

“Wouldn’t he want her to have a relationship with a woman?  She wouldn’t be able to ‘continue the bloodline’ with a man.  It would be his bloodline not hers.” Alcina says confused.

Sherry throws her arms up, “That’s exactly what I’ve been saying!  No one seems to care though; they just keep repeating that ridiculous joke.” Alcina nods along as Sherry continues to rant and gossip.  “You don’t believe anything I’m saying do you?”

“Not a single word, but I didn’t want to interrupt as you seemed so passionate about it.” She explains as Sherry slightly deflates.

“Damn, what gave me away?” She asks.

Alcina chuckles, “I have met both Ms. Redfield and Agent Valentine, while I doubt they would commit to a relationship to each other, they are both private people.  Neither of them would allow rumors to spread about them, they are far too careful for that, especially Agent Valentine.”

Sherry smirks, “They would make a nice couple though.”

Alcina laughs, “Yes they would, Agent Valentine would make quite the pair with either of the Redfield siblings. I can only imagine the children they would produce.”

“Speaking of relationships, would you happen to have a Lord or Lady of your own?” Sherry asks curious about her new friend.

Alcina’s smile falters before recovering, “Sadly it’s not quite so easy for someone my size and with my…. affliction to date.  Everyone who is privy to my unique features is out of the question.”

Sherry tilts her head curiously, “Why is that? If you don’t mind me asking.”

“Not at all, simply put, Moreau is a lovely man, but we are not very close.  No disrespect to him, but he is simply not my type either. Donna is lovely as well, though I see her as a close friend only.  She is a touch to young for my tastes and we are possibly too close for a relationship. Finally, Heisenberg, ugh, He is Heisenberg and I refuse to even get near that man.  I would kill myself before subjecting to any sort of intimacy with him and it is very difficult to kill me, I’ll have you know” Sherry chuckles at her explanation.

“He can’t be that bad.” She says knowing the tall woman is exaggerating.

Alcina rolls her eyes, “You clearly haven’t met Karl Heisenberg.  He is the most sanctimonious, annoying, unkempt, vile man I have ever met!”  Sherry is struggling to hold back her laughter at Alcina’s anger towards this man.  Towards the end of her continued rant, Sherry can’t hold back her laughter and breaks. Sherry startles her at first, but the contagious laughter soon infects her as well.  After a couple of minutes of laughter, they both calm down and regain composure.

Alcina delicately wipes a tear from her eye, “Ahh, I haven’t laughed that hard in years.”  Sherry nods in agreement still recovering from the giggles. “Since you brought it up, I must ask about your previous trysts.”  Sherry immediately stops giggling.

“Ugh, it’s been uneventful.  I’m only 35 and the only relationship I’ve had was barely one at all.  His name was Jake, we met during one of my missions, I was supposed to get his blood to stop the C virus.  The whole situation spiraled, and I guess we just spent so much tense time together we just were drawn to each other.  After everything calmed down, we went on a few dates.  I thought he would be nicer outside of a war zone, and he was but not to the degree I was hoping.  He refused to stop with all of his sexist comments and honestly was just kind of a dick a lot of the time.  Without the tension we stopped being drawn together, though we are still friends.  Definitely glad I never slept with him.”  Alcina just gapes at her.

“Well now, that was a bit of a rollercoaster.  I wasn’t expecting that answer, though if you are still looking, I believe my middle child would be quite the match for you.  She seems very similar to your Jake but much better towards her lovers.  She can be quite passionate about her work, which extends into her relationships.” She chuckles, “I may be a bit biased though as she is my daughter.”

“Ahh, I appreciate the offer, but I’m not interested dating women.” Sherry says a bit awkwardly trying not to offend.

“Oh, I apologize I didn’t realize.  Still if you ever discover that you have an interest, you know how to contact me through Agent Redfield.” Alcina says checking the time, “It seems our break time is over, now we must attend a nonsense meeting to inflate little men’s egos.”

Sherry looks at the clock as well feeling disappointed their time is ending, “Wait! Do you have a cellphone? We can exchange numbers to keep in touch without the middleman.”  Alcina nods pulling out her modified phone.  “Oh, wow that sure is something.” Sherry says noticing the unusually large phone.

Alcina chuckles, “Yes, I cannot use a regular cellular phone, so Agent Redfield had something called a ‘tablet’ converted into a phone for me to use more comfortably.  My girls had to get me modified accessories for my home computer as well, even if I refuse to use the blasted contraption most of the time.”

“I get ya.  Here let me put my number in, then I’ll send myself a text, so I have your number too.”  Sherry struggles a bit with the large device, but eventually programs her number. Alcina takes back the phone and poses Sherry for a picture.  “What are you doing?” Sherry asks as she is being manipulated.

“My girls say I have to have an image for everyone in my phone, so I am posing you so I can take a photograph.” Sherry makes a noise of understanding and strikes a pose for her contact image.  After Alcina takes the image, Sherry pulls out her phone as well.

“Your turn!  If I have to take a photo so do you.” She says aiming her camera at the still seated woman.  Alcina poses regally in her chair and Sherry snaps a photo.  “Great! Thanks for this.  Its kinda hard to make friends in this line of work so I want to stay in contact with those I do make.”

Alcina finally stands into a hunched position, “I’m glad to be considered a friend.  As you can guess friends are a rarity for me as well.” Sherry gives a sympathetic nod.  “Now we really must be going, the boys won’t be happy if we are late for this little ‘meeting’.”

As they make their way to the meeting room, they continue to talk about Alcina’s girls, Leon, and many other things before joining their superiors.

I found my old notes for my original story! I'm really happy!