As I'm Leaving To Go To The Bathroom: Wow You Pee A Lot For A Blind Person

As I'm leaving to go to the bathroom: Wow you pee a lot for a blind person

Bullshit my friend says

Why dont people just call onion paper the onion husk?? ~ uwu

Interviewer: what sort of things have you accomplished in your life?

Me: idk I'm pretty proud of my right eyebrow

An actual exchange I just witnessed:

Friend 1, completely seriously: what even is an organ?

Friend 2, without missing a beat: the thing in your body that makes it go vroom.

Lesbians really do have the biggest dick energy of all

Not a spoiler but during endgame there was indeed a point where I turned to my friend just whispered "oh my god I'm so gay" so there's that.