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newtmas, actually.

SO TRUE!!!!

*toca a flauta de bumbum tantan*

Barty: desce até o chão

Evan: desmaia

Evan jokingly taught Barty to shake ass in their fourth year.

Big fucking mistake.

now im imagining barty shaking ass to brazilian funk from 2016/2017 (brazilians know what im talking abt) and evan just going INSANE

Evan jokingly taught Barty to shake ass in their fourth year.

Big fucking mistake.

"omgg newtmas are soo wolfstar" NO. they're jegulus and i will die on that hill. thomas thinking he can save everyone and watching the person he loves most die because of this?? JAMES. newt living his whole life loving thomas in silence and just accepting his death/infection bc he 'knew it was for the better'??? REGULUS. they are LITERALLY jegulus in another universe and i KNOW im right

also minho and thomas are SO sirius and james it actually pains me

THIS!!!! sirius would listen to Led Zeppelin, T. Rex, Black Sabbath and Jimmy Hendrix PLEASE do your research

PLEASE for the love of God, do not write that Sirius listened to Nirvana during the 70s. THEY ARE A LATE 80/90s BAND AND SEEING PEOPLE WRITE ABOUT HIM LISTENING TO NIRVANA MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT

(Thank you for coming to my TedTalk)

“b-bu-but Barty would never do that!! 🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫😤😤🤯🤯😭😭😭” YES HE WOULD!!!!! YES HE WOULD. HE WOULD DO THAT AND SO MUCH WORSE!!! BARTY CROUCH JR IS THE MOST MORALLY INCORRECT CHARACTER EVER.

LET BARTY CROUCH JR BE PROBLEMATIC!!!!

Old man yaoi

someone PLEASE give me some good canon compliant (or just a good fic idm the plot) newtmas fics i am literally BEGGING there rlly isn't enough newtmas on ao3

Get It On - T. Rex

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

marauders tiktok and twitter is genuinely some of the worst, most toxic shit ive ever been in istg atp tumblr is our only hope

why'd you crack the door open man there was a sock on the door for a reason

goddamn what scream (1996) did y’all watch ⁉️

Reggie: talking about hormone therapy

Barty: I don’t know much about hormone therapy but I sure know how to make a whore moan and sometimes that’s all the therapy you need

look, twt didn’t appreciate this so i’ll post it here. barty crouch jr has this typa mouth, i will not take any notes

I JUST HAD THE BEST PROJECT IDEA

I'm gonna make ✨marauders theme cardigans✨

(& valkyries & skittles)

And they're going to have fancy buttons

I love fancy buttons

I am excited for this

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

left-handed sirius black

saw some moots do this

Just them🤍

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

I dont think rosekiller is toxic

I acc think their relationship would be quite stable they're just mentally fucking insane

Lily has decided that the boys, collectively, have a singular brain cell that she named Kevin. For the most part she believes it rests with Remus but occasionally she'll watch as Kevin is used as ping-pong ball among the other three.

breaking my silence, modern evan and barty would vape 😕

Sirius dancing like a slut but the moment anyone even comes near him he's physically recoiling from them and hiding behind Remus.