I Don't Usually Reblog But...

I don't usually reblog but...

Odd: If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less or more scary?

Odd: On the one hand, they wouldn't be able to get into your house as easily.

Odd: But on the other hand, once they're in there, ohhhhh boy.

Odd: Oh boy.

A: Don't people usually stand on that side when pretending to lean against of the leaning tower of piza?

B: Who said I was trying to hold it up?

Some guy just took one of my chicken nuggets and I don't know how to react.

When you're trying to cross the road

One car goes fast enough to keep you from crossing, but slow enough for the next car to do the same.

Reggie's last direct is probably going to be him announcing Animal Crossing Switch

At least one song from American Authors' "seasons" better make it to the radio.