Never Thought That I, Atheist Extraordinaire, Would Be Saying I Had A Huge Fucking Head-over-heels Crush

Never thought that I, atheist extraordinaire, would be saying I had a huge fucking head-over-heels crush on Adam.

Alas, Hazbin Hotel happened.

Hazbin Characters as RaeLynn Lyrics

Charlie: "I ain't made for these four walls so let 'em fall"

Vaggie: "If it went the other way nobody would've blamed her"

Angel Dust: "Some things don't mean anything til one day they mean everything"

Husk: "Are you gonna curse? Are you gonna cry? Are you gonna air your dirty laundry on a Saturday night?"

Lucifer: "Some of us get stuck in a love triangle" Alastor: "Won't keep people around who don't believe I deserve it" Lute: "I don't wanna shoot you down but you put my finger on the trigger"

Adam: "I guess you never know until you taste it, I took the fall"

Cherri: "Such a shame, you're to blame, yeah you know who you are"

Sir Pentious: "Love is just a word til you feel it and you finally understand" Emily: "If you wanna be holy, rock on" Sera: "But if you're gonna be judgy, get gone"

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

My day's enjoyability factor just increased by 100000%.

All those moving fanarts of Alastor discovering asexuality are very sweet and cool, but let’s not kid ourselves you guys, let’s not kid ourselves.

A little bonus:

Personally, I ship Adamsapple...

Lucifer's already King of Hell, why does he get two titles while I'm stuck being "Obsessive Fanboy Screaming in the Background"

Since Adam is the Father of Humanity it only makes sense that whoever you want to pair him with should be called Humanity's Step Mom/Dad/Parent

You know what screw it I'm doing it!!