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Ehco : *sigh*

Ehco : *sigh*

5s: what's the problem

Ehco: math problem

5s: oh. I can help you let me see

5s: alright. Um,  here's an easy one what's 6 × 3

Echo:............=_=.....

5s: 6Ă—3

Echo: I don't know

5s: 6Ă—3

Echo: I DON'T-

5s:6Ă—3

Echo: I LEGIT  DON'T KNOW

5s:6- 3s

echo:I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT.

5s: WHAT IS IT....

5s: ......................................

5s: get your mom

Echo : what why?

5s: (Y/N)

(Y/n): what's the problem

5s: homework

(Y/n): whats 6Ă—3

Echo: i don't know

(Y/n): 6Ă—3

Echo: i don't know

(Y/n): whats 6+6

Echo: oh 12

(Y/n): now add 6

Echo: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT

(Y/n): WHAT IS IT-

(y/n):.................................

(Y/n): get your general

Echo: who?

Y/n : Anakin!!!

Anakin: booom WHAT

Y/n: homework

Anakin: I Told you this whats 6Ă—3

Echo: I DON'T KNOW

Anakin: look , if rex has 6 x 3 amounts of dish soap how much dish soap would he have

Echo : HOW MUCH???

Anakin: HOW MUCH-

ANAKIN:..................

anakin:* looks back rex with the amounts of to show he has*

Anakin: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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3 years ago

Triggger: daughter cursed for the first time the other day. I didn’t get mad. We was watching “SpongeBob.” Something happened to Patrick. Out of nowhere she got mad. She’s like,

“sh&$!”

I said, “wait, what? What did you say?”

She’s like,

“sh&%! They got Patrick, dad. You not watching?”

I said, “whoa. All right.”

Triggger: here's why I didn’t get an attitude.

I’m gonna tell you why I didn’t get an attitude. I didn’t give her attitude because I remember my first time cussing.

My first time cussing was ’cause my mom smacked me in front of company.

My friends was over my house.

I’m downstairs. We’re playing, we’re having a good time.

comes downstairs, she said,

Y/n: “hey. I told you to keep it down. You don’t run this house, I do, okay? With that being said, that’s it. You’re done. Go to bed.”

Smacked me. Sent me up to my room. Now you know when you get smacked when you’re a kid you get hyped when you get by yourself.

Trigger: “You gonna smack me, bi^%h? In front of my friends? You gonna smack me in frontof my friends?!!!”I was emotional. I was an emotional-a$$ kid.

Trigger: “I’m running away! That’s it!” I packed a bag and everything. You know how many times I packed a bag with a toy? I packed a bag with one toy. “I’m out. I’m sick of it. Me and He-Man are out.”

My mom gave me permission to cuss one time. One time she gave me permission to cuss.

I’m in school, I’m being bad. My teacher got mad. Said,

Krell: “trigger, come here.” Told me to come to the front of the class. Wrote a note, stapled the note to my chest.

Said,

Krell: “make sure your mother reads the note.” I get home, my mom reads the note.

The note said, “maybe if you showed your son some more attention at home, he wouldn’t act like a fool in school.” My mom read the note.

She said

Y/n:  “let me tell you something. You tell him mind his damn business before I come down there and I beat his a$$".

Trigger: “okay. You want me to say it like that? Or do you want me to take some stuff out?”

Y/n: “What I say? Tell him mind his damn business before I come down there and I beat his a$$.”

Trigger: “no, I heard what you said. I just want to make sure that you know that you’re telling me to say the same thing.”

Y/n: “trigger, if I tell you again I’m gonna smack the sh^t out of you.”

Trigger: “Okay. No, I got it. Okay, I got it. Okay, I got it. No, I got it. All right, okay.”

Keep in mind it’s a lot of pressure, all right? My mom just gave me permission to go to school and cuss my teacher out. I didn’t feel comfortable with the situation. So I wanted to practice. I wanted to go upstairs, I wanted to go over my lines. So I’m in the mirror, I’m going over my lines. I’m like,

Trigger: “okay, all right. Okay, all right. Okay. My mom told me to tell you to mind your damn—No, that’s too loud. That’s way too loud. That’s not believable. It’s too loud.”

Finally I go over it. I get it down. I’m like, you know what? I’m gonna go to bed early, get some rest. ’cause I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. ’cause I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. I don’t want to mess this up. So I go to bed.

I wake up, get dressed. Put on my pants and my shirt. I get on the school bus. All my friends see me. They get hyped.

Zz:“Ooh, trigger on the bus. Everybody look trigger on the bus. What up, trig?”

I was like,

Trigger: “yo, not today, y’all. I got a lot of stuff on my mind. I can’t really have y’all throwing me off.”

My friends was like,

Echo :“what are you talking about?”

Trigger:“I can’t really get into it. All I can tell y’all is that it’s about to go down.”

She was like,

Zz:“what?”

I said,

Trigger:“look, man. It’s about to go down. Just be behind me when I walk in class.” He said,

Echo“all right, cool.”

I walk in class, krell my General, he starts speaking to everybody.

Krell: “Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Hello. Hello. Good morning.”

he sees me, he was like,

Krell:“trigger.” I said,

Trigger:“general krell.”

he said,

Krell: “did you let your mother read the note?”

I said,

Trigger:“yes I did.”

he said,

Krell:“well, what did your mother say?”

I took a deep breath. I looked at my friends. I was like,

Trigger:“it’s about to go down.”

I said,

Trigger: “well… My mom told me to tell you to mind your damn motherf*&$ing business, b^*&h. Little stupid b*&^h.

Rex: O-O

Little dumb general b*&^h.

Cody: O-O

2+2 not knowing what the f^%k it is b*^#h. Cross-eyed, crying down your back fat foot a$$ bitch. Long titti^d, no nipp^e having a$$ b&^*h.”

Anakin: i am so prod

The shit was crazy. My friends was in the back and they was like,

Zz & echo: “oooh! He said ain't got no nipp^es"

I got suspended. I got suspended and an ass whipping. My mom beat the shit out of me when I got home.

Y/n : “I told you to say two cuss words. You said 76 of them.”

Trigger: I thought I was Samuel L. Jackson. I’m sick and tired of these motherfucking teachers in this motherfucking school. I had a trench coat on and I flapped it. You know when you flap it, you got to get that air under it.

Like f*^k everybody in this bi&^h. I don’t give a s&^t.I don’t give a s&^t. I’m a goddamn thug


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2 years ago

Yv boys being protective over you when you talk to someone else

Finn

Now I know what you're all thinking. He is a precious boy he would never harm a fly

But even so he does know how to put on a face to people he doesn't like

Like right now, he's doing some bouquet you're helping him in a shop and for some reason a guy comes in and starts asking you weird questions

And you better believe that he will not tolerate this and kindly will ask him to leave with a single glare in his eyes

And then you would just go back to normal but give you a little kiss on the forehead

Forehead kisses for days

alphonse

You better believe that this man will not take kindness to others if they pose a friend

Sherry can't really fight against over 100 people but he will put up a fight for you

Like some guy that had the guts try and take his boo

Like as the guy was talking alphonse will be behind glaring

And when the guy finally leaves scared out of his pants he will hug you from behind and give you forehead kisses. cuz this guy be tall AF

Seth

Now we all know what we think about this boy right here, he will put up a fight if needed, like he's not afraid of throwing hands

If he sees you gained a really uncomfortable he'll ask the guy to back off if he doesn't he's going to throw a fist to make sure you're comfortable and safe

And if the other guy pulls up a fight they will have a complete brawl against each other while you're just watching in the background with the bag of popcorn cheering on your man

After he wins the fight he would want hugs and someone to tend to his wounds

And some kisses

auron

Honestly I think he would do it from afar to try and not get attention to him

If someone was bugging you or trying to cop a feel then oh boy will he have a word with them

And then after he was done with that he would call you in his office to talk

he would ask you if you were okay and if you needed anything or if you had to get that guy fired

If you told him that you were fine he would just simply not his head and ask you one more time and then would go back to work

But if you told him that you were just a little uncomfortable with what the guy was doing he will literally get up from his desk walk over to you grab your hand and kiss it so gently that's you forgot what you are trying to say

He would make sure that your safety takes top priority he would even look you in the eye and say that

And damn does this man have a way with words he already won your heart over again

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Did it again I never knew these things could be so much fun to make I really hope you like this one I tried to base it off the way I see the characters if I'm missing any more characters just tell me I would like to hear some thoughts


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3 years ago
Mmmmm~ Monkey

Mmmmm~ monkey

Ok just going to throw it out there....I love this monkey


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3 years ago

IMAGINE the 501 PLAYING Monopoly

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Fives: I HATE YOU !!

Echo: oh well next time don't steal my Monopoly!!

Rex: *sigh* Hardcase give fives your $200 you landed on his property

Hc: no he's in jail I'm not going to give money to a criminal!

Kix: that's not how you PLAYYYYYYYY!!!

Jesse: so..... why are they screaming?

Rex: shut the F*^$ up Jesse you don't get to talk after stealing my last Railroad!!

Fives: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN !!

Hc: ME TOO!!

Rex: YOU THINK I WANTED THIS !!

Echo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!


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3 years ago
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This is kind like me of how I meet my friends but no shooting lol


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