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No Minors No Bone Thugs

Hi, I’m Han, I use they/them pronouns. Basically, 2015 very popular blog and fics I left for the dogs. 2020 pandemic leads to some fic I have also left for the dogs. God knows what’s next, but it’s for the dogs.

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1 year ago

This is how it feels to be the first one to come out at your school/in your grade and suddenly be hoisted in to ‘gay elder’ status.

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being so for real I was so not interested in sex but everyone asked me for sexual health advice so I fully went to hard on learning from an teaching view old gays gsa kid Queer trans 🏳️‍⚧️ queer community

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1 year ago

ID: a gamechanger episode but it's Arthur Aguefort from fantasy high in place of Sam Reich. the prompt reads: who can make the loudest sound on a gong

ID: the three contestants are Eugenia, Jace, and Porter from Fantasy high. Porter is preparing to hit the gong with a large stick. Eugenia is leaning in to whisper to Jace. she says "if he misses...". Jace says "I would love it. please miss"

ID: Eugenia says: I'd like to answer the question... Porter

ID: Porter looks shocked and upset. he is saying "no, wait...". in the background, Eugenia is saying: that's the question right? it's not saying go make the biggest sound. it's asking "who"?

ID: text of Aguefort offscreen saying: Porter, I do think you were loudest. Eugenia, I do think you were least loud. which means... Jace, that is three points. Jace looks shocked and is laughing. he says "what?". Porter looks angry, and Eugenia amused.

ID: Eugenia says: oh, so this is like a middle of the pack thing. Jace is holding his arms up in excitement and saying, "oh, I'd win this so easily!". Porter is still furious. he is gripping the podium so hard he has broken it.

Second Place episode of Gamechanger feat the Aguefort staff aka Aguefort heaven is Porter hell. It’s a very efficient system

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ID: the prompt is: who can pay Aguefort the best compliment. Eugenia is holding a paddle that says "Arthur, you are the perfect solesian"

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1 year ago

Yall if this post is still relevant in like 10 hours or whatever im losing my mind. Someone let Gertie out of whatever closet she locked in.

Interact with this post if you want Gertie Bladeshield to show up in the next episode.

Show me her spells, let her summon bees, let her meet Kristen 2 (god that would be so insane).

Don’t let Bee Girl go!!!

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dropout fhjy ally beardsley brenan lee mulligan gertie bladeshield beesbees kristen applebees fantasy high junior year

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1 year ago

If you have never listened to thing song while thinking about Kirsten Applebees consider starting now.

Ever thought about this song as different parts of the self in the constant war in the mind of those who serve. The struggle of wanting to care for the self while knowing time is the lost valuable resource so why waist it on you. The feeling of burn out approaching the anger that comes with it. Consider starting now!

Yes I know the song is about Jesus, shut up, it’s fine, I’m normal.

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yes I was a child pastor and now I work in queer health support teens in crisis dimension twenty dimension 20 fantasy high fantasy high junior year dropout kristen applebees jesus jesus chris superstar Spotify

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1 year ago

i know jawbone's whole thing is that he's turned his life around from the drugs and violence and all that.

however. i think he should get to kill bobby dawn. it's one of the best things that could be done for the mental health of the students, really.

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real fhjy

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