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Whump Prompt #1142

Anon said: Need me some touch-starved, happy-go-lucky whumpee finally breaking down when hugged by the caretaker after everything that they went through.

Don’t we all:

“I- I need- I just-” Stammers whumpee. Caretaker wordlessly pulls them into a hug.

The whumpee tries to pull away at first, but when the caretaker puts a hand on the back of their head, the whumpee stills. 

Then the whumpee sobs. Literally sobs. 

By the end, they’re exhausted and embarrassed, and want nothing more than to crawl into a pit and sleep for an eternity. So the caretaker lets them go. 

“Thank you.” The whumpee sniffs. The caretaker nods. “Anytime.”

I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED THIS BEFORE AND THE NEXT GAME I PLAY IN WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED IN ME.

“(Prestidigitation) has a ton of non-combat possibility. You can shit someone else’s pants”

“You can use it to unpiss your pants”

“YEAH! WHO NEEDS A TOILET WHEN YOU HAVE PRESTIDIGITATION”

OoOoOo

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

This is why I write.

Just covering up the fact that I still have imaginary friends.

When children have imaginary friends it’s seen as cute. But when adults do it’s seen as a disorder

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

I hate this post.