Hello! You Have Been Chosen By Boredom To Name 5 Fun/cool/ Interesting Facts About Your DR(s), Then Copy

Hello! You have been ✨chosen✨ by ✨boredom✨ to name 5 fun/cool/ interesting facts about your DR(s), then copy and paste this into 10 of your shifter mutuals' askboxes. Have fun!

yesss - i'm doing my harry potter dr

okay, first fun fact, and i've talked about this before, but theo has a small little farm back at home. he has four goats (gemma, orla, hazel, and archer), two cows (juniper and clover), and one horse (venus). he literally loves each of them with all of his heart.

second fun fact, mattheo is in a relationship with my best friend. it took a very long time for them to get together. the love confession was a few days after mine and theo's.

third fun fact, ginny talks in her sleep. when out of school, i live with the weasley's. i have to share a room with ginny, which is normally really fun, but during the night, it is downright terrifying. she will say the scariest shit you've ever heard in your life.

fourth fun fact, i do have my harry potter dr as modern, so there are phones and all of that. pretty much all of the muggle-born wizards have phones and technology, but a lot of the pure-bloods or even half-bloods know nothing about it.

fifth fun fact, and this one goes with the one above, but i have been able to convince all of my friends- pure-bloods included- to get iphones and ipads. i play roblox with theo and blaise at least once a week. facetimes are also hilarious.

i swear my theo is always so different compared to other people's drs. it's so funny to see the story times when it seems like he's a different person.

honestly, same with all of them to be honest. has anyone seen that enzo thing with the book??? that shit was actually crazy, and the enzo i know would never do that.

actually, they normally get mattheo right. and ron. ron is just a foody that normally doesn't really bother anyone.

back to the main point though, please keep the theo story times going because it makes me laugh, and if anyone wants to hear about his little farm and his goats, i could write about it until my fingers bleed.

*boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose. 🩷💜

OMG MUTUALLLLL

THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE YOUUU

Can you tell me about my beautiful husband and baby daddy, Mattheo Riddle? Is he doing okay? Is he coming home to me soon? -Your bestie

okay, girl, you already know what's up to be honest.

mattheo got the deathmark and is literally going insane, so that's definitely something. his relationship with everyone is a bit rocky right now because he's a deatheater. like, i don't know what you want from me.

but recently, he did bake you a cake out of nowhere to try to make up for the recent fight you guys had. he had enzo help him and everything.

the cake was ass, but it's the thought that counts i guess.

oooh, i forgot to tell you this, but the second that winter break started, we all went to theo's house for a sleepover. your man literally scared one of my man's goats, and i genuinely thought that orla, his precious baby goat, died. so thanks for that, mattheo.

he's an interesting species.

SOMEONE PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT MY HARRY POTTER DR. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT SO BADDDDD.

no, but seriously, i can answer pretty much any questions anyone has about the slytherin boys or any other people within the golden trio era. please.

If your DR is during our time period and not the 80's, I have to know can you send a spell through like facetime? And if so, why haven't you gotten away with murder if you hate my man so much, like how would it tie back to you at all? You know? Anyways let me know!!!!!!!!!

Second question: Has Theo gotten a high taper fade like the actor yet? If so he should. Every like on this post is one donation to Theodore Nott getting a High taper fade!!! Please like!!!

girl.

most of the bitches there don't even know about facetime. the slytherin boys do because i made them learn. do you know how long it took to convince mattheo and draco to buy phones?? it was a challenge within itself.

also, i have never tried to do a spell through facetime. if i did, mattheo would definitely be my first choice. hope that helps!! :)))

no. no, theo has not gotten a high taper fade. you know how i feel about that.

i would never allow my man to do that, and trust me, he goes to me before every haircut.