Onyx-and-friends - Gadwall Protection Squad

This is beautiful. I love it. Gossip with KO is a topic i didnt know i needed til now. LMAO.

HI! Love your writings big time, so excited to see your requests are open!

Knockout and a goth reader gossiping about what is going on between the high command? Take it in any direction you want, all your writing is a joy to read! ~Gregoria🏩

//i wanted to mix prime and g1 so,,,, i did//

"Ugh, and have you seen Starscream's new frame? Talk about gaudy," You pick at the dirt under your nails, lashes fluttering low over your cheeks in your best unimpressed expression, "I'm sure he only got it to get Thundercracker's attention. Have you seen the way he's been looking at Megatron? Get a room."

Knockout nods along with you, listening intently as he buffs his thighs. His finish is already perfect, but Knockout always waves you off when you insist there's not a single mark on him, "You should have been there the last time Starscream caught one of the seekers messing around with someone that wasn't him. It was the biggest fit he's ever had."

You roll your eyes at the idea. Starscream is the most dramatic person you ever had the displeasure of knowing.

"Knockout," Megatron's irritated voice comes through the metal walls before the mech even shows up in the doorway, looking thoroughly peeved, "Stop fraternizing with the captive! They're a bargaining chip, not your 'gal pal'."

Your friend gives a mock salute, but eagerly turns back to you when his leader leaves, "Did I tell you about what Megatron came in for last week? Well...."

When the super feminine sister is more the gay-coded one instead of the buff sister like everyone expected.

Edit: Since some people seem to think I'm claiming she is confirmed gay, I'm not. I was referring to how before the movie was released there were Internet articles and stuff calling Luisa a gay icon, and then turns out in the movie Isabela's situation can be taken as her being gay or being thematically relatable to such experience.

*GENTLY SCREAMS* UM HI OKAY SO apparently me and a friend joking about @mister-scream​ ‘s shitpost about the tfp cast fucking around in home depot (this bitch here) was all it took to gracelessly shove me out of my better-half-of-a-decade hiatus on fanfic writing. And of course it’s crack why wouldn’t it be. So uh… if you’re hankerin’ for 4k words of Soundwave and Oppy being tired dads falling in love over carpets then you came to the right place I guess asdfghjk

And if you’re more of a pictures person, enjoy the drawing version I made alongside it that ended up taking WAY TOO LONG TO FINISH but it’s done now so it’s okay uwu

Assorted US Edward noises.

Everybody watch this right now. (Not my video btw, credit to @malilite on tiktok)