WALLTER?? WHY DID HE FALL?? IS HE OK??? (/Silly)

WALLTER?? WHY DID HE FALL?? IS HE OK??? (/Silly)

1: lampert can play the violin, I like think about that

2: pest has siblings, and used to play fight with them with his horn thingys. I also like to think about that

‘trying not to make an omori joke’ leg grip

|one baddd first impression|

( @razzle-0dazzle commissioned this!)

tw: swears and asshole reader

You didn’t even know how you got here, your parents were supposed to bail you out! And it’s not like you killed any one anyway…

“Ugh… this place is fuckin grody… death would’ve been soooo much betterr…”

you walked around, silently judging your outfit, the couldn’t even put you in something better then this nasty old diving suit…

the lights flicker and you rush to a locker, running into it, gagging a little from the sight of spider webs. You heard something rush by, then the lights shut out when it passed, you stepped out. Wiping all the stuff from off of you, you slowly step through the doors, you read the door in front of you. Door 52

“Jesus how long have a been hereeee. Ughh. This is my life nowww”

you step through, then a vent grate slams open, making you jump

“psssssst… in here, I got something for you”

As much as you found it gross, you army crawled through the vent, and spoke

“Eugh… what IS this place… and what are… YOU??”

you spot a figure in the corner, Sebastian. Sebastian spoke, he could tell you were gonna be a problem….

“Sebastian. Your ONLY friend….”

he rolled his three blue eyes.. and you scowled, “‘friend’ yeah right…” your crossed your arms, Sebastian showed his teeth..

“just buy something and leave… with that sweet data you collected… just pick it off my tail”

You tilt your head and pull out said “data”

“This stuff? I’m gonna guess it’s like the fuckin money or something here?” the shopkeeper nodded, you looked him up and down and asked

“what’s your name, eel?”

“don’t call me eel shortstack -… I’m Sebastian… you?”

you look at him, offended,

“Excuse me?? Shortstack?! I’ll have you know, I am from a family with connections to the government and will sue this place for putting me here! I am BETTER than you will EVER be!”

you exclaim, Sebastian snapped back

“Who cares if you’re “better” we’re all here. In this hell hole. And here? We’re alllll on the same page, alright? Shorty”

”hmph…”

you cross your arms and turn around and started leaving, you didn’t need his stupid wares…

Sebastian watched you leave

he didn’t know why but… he kinda

liked having you match is energy…

but it’s not like he like likes you! Nuh uh! You’re an asshole! Bad first impression! Yeah! Yeah!… right..?

I might make a part two… I don’t knowwwww. Also, damn I MIGHT make the part two that again, MIGHT happen, smut like you asked but I’m pretty sure I’m dogshit at writing smut but I’ve never tried

anywayyy

HEHEHE HERE YOU ARE! ❤️

[fishy dish!]

Start our restart au!

(You, Sebastian, and p.AI.nter finally get to your family on the beach, but, Sebastian is scared, but finally gets to eat normal food again!)

tw: swears, but its me swearing in the authors interjections and time skips because hell yeah

THIS SHOULD BE READ AFTER READING /start our restart/!!!

Sebastian had fallen asleep in the back of the van, you could hear his snoring. The back of the van was rather cramped (for Sebastian at least) so you were surprised he fell asleep, p.AI.nter moved on from sketching the clouds, and started sketching you (authors interjections: silly guy :})

soon enough, you saw your family home, and the sparkling sea next to it. It’s all just…… so much, the fact you were free, the fact Sebastian and p.AI.nter were with you, and the whole world knew your stories…..

(authors interjections: with the family home thing, don’t live near the sea? To bad! You do now 😈 /j, it’s for story purposes TRUST 🛐)

you spotted the family that could get there on the standing on the drive way (authors interjections: idk how to write this because…like… what if one of you readers don’t like the family thing?? ughhhh I’m just kduiansgemsk jelp me idk what to dooooo)

you parked, Sebastian could feel the stop in movement and raised his head and yawned,

“mmmmphhh where are….we..??”

You looked back at him, and spoke

“….home….”

you step out the car door and were rushed by your family, in a rib crushing group hug (author interjections: you had been framed, so you aren’t a criminal, if your wondering why they aren’t concerned or scared)

a tiny time skip

Sebastian was still in the car, watching you from the window, he was a social person when he was human, but now? He was a monster… what if your family is scared of him? What if they hate him? To many possibilities….you had taken p.AI.nter out of the car already, you knew Sebastian was scared, p.AI.nter really didn’t care, plus? He was a robot/Ai… kinda hard to be scared of a thing with no limbs

Your littler cousins and siblings talked to p.AInter, questioning him. You walked over to the car, and opened the door to the back of the van, and spoke to a scared Sebastian.

“what if their scared of me…?”

“they’ll LOVE you…. You’re funny and witty and…… you! That’s all that matters…”

“……….……I’m trusting you {name}”

you took Sebastian’s big hands and led him out of the car, he looked around suspiciously, your family looked shocked at his appearance,

“I told you…..!”

“Sebby… it’s ok… it’s not everyday you see someone like you, but that doesn’t mean their scared”

“Hmph…”

Your turned back to your family group and spoke,

“this is the….person…. Everyone has been raving about, he’s completely safe I swear, he’s just….different“ “yeah… different”

one of your little cousins spoke, they were young so they didn’t really know how to regulate their words

“he looks weird………but cool!”

you looked over at Sebastian, who was clearly still nervous, which was funny being that he was a 10ft tall eel/whale/mantis shrimp/angler fish, {REDATCTED}, etc, mixed mutant

time skip because I’m not writing an entire fucking scene of just that lmaooooo, I’m lazy ok? 😭

you had entered the house, that since you hadn’t seen it in a while, was basically a mansion, but smaller and not as.. rich-y. Sebastian looked around, he had to duck to get in the door, fidgeting with his hands…. His third arm by his side, your younger relatives stared at him, not even trying to hide it. You told them to knock it off, the house was big, but Sebastian REALLLY didn’t want to accidentally crush a small child so he had to be careful (authors interjections: nah, fuck them kids)

You tried to reassure him while walked around your childhood home, finally having your freedom back, p.AI.nter was interacting with the kids, and the adults looked at him with confusion. Your family had set up a room for Sebastian to conform to his….. big…. Size (authors interjections: IM NOT BODY SHAMING I SWEAR TO GOD. HES JUST 10ft LONG-)

Another time skip because I’m FUCKING LAZY.

you walked into Sebastian’s new room, he was slithering around in it, trying to make sense of the fact he was free, you spoke,

“we have food…. If you wanna eat… it’s a lot I know…. It’s probably wayyy more confusing cus you where in that god forsaken place for 11 years… you can…. come down when you want”

“…….. thank you…. For this….”

“No need to thank me sebs….”

(Author interjections: I want to kiss that fish so bad but he doesn’t exist ☹️ no fictional crush has had me wilding like this until Sebastian came into my life istg)

You walked back down the stairs and joined for family for your first meal back… it’s was… nostalgic… but welcomed… soon enough, Sebastian struggle-slithered down the stairs, he made it though. You told your family he might get a little emotional, or at least would be really nervous. And he was, poor sebby was almost shaking, where was p.AI.nter? God knows, He doesn’t have to eat but he’s easy to find soooo. Sebastian sat on his tail like he did when he was at the hadal, it was muscle memory at this point, (authors interjections: OOOOOOO IMAGINE THE CRAMPS OH MY GODDDD POOR FISHY)

He stayed silent, for someone who was always chatty. It was surprising to hear him not talking your ear off, (authors interjections: I DESPISE describing people eating, why? I DON’T FUCKIN KNOW 😭😭 IT JUST MAKES ME EWWWWAJUAKANSSJJEID, so I’m just gonna avoid it 😜)

Sebastian hadn’t had a PROPER meal in… 11 years. 11 YEARS! (Authors interjections: 11 years is gonna come up a lot get used to it LMAOO) he tried to hide the fact his tail was slightly wagging because he did not handle embarrassment good at ALLLL, and he hid his smile, you could tell though….

Your family seemed confused by him, made sense. Made a lot of sense. Tears slightly welled up in Sebastian’s three glowing eyes, you spoke,

“you good sebs?”

“I-I’m- don’t call me that!- I’m fine. I-I’m perfectly fine…”

“Im taking your word for ittttt.”

One of your relatives asked about the hadal, and what it was like in there

“……………bad… it was-“

“Hell…. It was basically hell… you weren’t safe anywhere…it’s why I’m like this…!!! Sorry-… t-to much detail-…”

Sebastian spoke, then apologized, he wasn’t wrong though….. your relatives realized they hit a sensitive topic and stopped digging about it

Sebastian finished eating, (authors interjections: that HURT to write, it’s three words but I had a VISCERAL REACTION TO THEM 😭) and struggle-slithered back up the stairs to his now room. He set up a little “nest” in the corner of the bed, putting all the pillows and blankets on the bed corner farthest from the door, being defensive was a habit hard to break…

but life was gonna be better

so. SO much better….

and Sebastian? Was ready for it

for the most part at least

KEKEKEKEKKEKEKE ITS DONEEEEE!!! I know there’s not a lot about him eating but fishy dish is such a good title I can’t change it- 😭😭

also, don’t be afraid to comment! Criticism, praise (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE-) things you found cute or funny? Anything! (Be nice please I’m sensitive -☹️ (/j))

CAN U DRAW MY SBG OC PLEASE

sure! But I’m gonna need a ref sheet lol

~cat-fish?~

(sebby eeping in cat-like poses because he’s eepy)

(ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT YALL WANT ONESHOTS LMAO, YALL GET THIS, BUT NEXT ONE IS /start our restart/ STUFF, FAIR TRADE)

The days had started to blur together…. Sebastian hadn’t slept in what…. Two? Three days? (Author’s interjections: he can go without sleep for longer since the experiments (head canon))

He rested his head on his palm, he mumbled

“you know what? Fuck it…. Either i pass out now or pass out when scavenging when those idiots die….”

He slithered slowly up to the upper area in his make shift shop (author interjections: idk what to call it, but the little loft thing with the railing in his shop 😭😭)

He stretched out with a groan, doing the “cat-stretch” (author interjections: oooooh big stretch yessss) he rolled over and laid on his back, holding his three arms in front of him like a t-Rex. His tail draped over the ledge, a few of the bags slipped off with a thud but he really didn’t care, the explorers were too scared of him to steal. His body twisted around, leaving him in A many poses you’d see a cat in.

your pov

You were trying to get to a locker as fast as you can to avoid chainsmoker. Slamming the locker door shut, chainsmoker rushed past with a roar

“Huff…huff… Jesus-“

you crack the door opens peek and scan the area, walking out with soft steps… you spot the vent grate that led to Sebastian’s shop. You had memorized the path, but… you didn’t hear him whispering, or opening the vent grate, you army crawled in and looked around.. his figure wasn’t in the corner.

then you saw his tail

you realized he was probably passed out, you stood up and walked over to the ladder and spoke,

“wake up, seb…”

Sebastian groaned and turned over,

“mmmmmphhh…. Noooooooo…. M’ tired…”

you chuckled and climbed up the ladder, moving his tail a little to wake him up, “wake upppp…. You have customers to tend to….. and your bags fell dummy” Sebastian moved his tail, wrapped it around you and pulled you into his tired arms and spoke,

“vengeance……..mmmmmpppphhhhhh.”

you sighed, yep, you were stuck. You weren’t complaining though… not at alllll, you shifted around to get comfortable on the metal

Sebastian got cuddles whenever he got the chance, he purred, his tail wagging a little you spoke with a smirk

“are you a cat now?”

”shut up…”

YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, NOW SHOO! SCATTER LIKE COCKROACHES WHEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON!

also, comment? 👁️👁️ I’m not begging I just would like seeing yall comment lmao

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 1000 LIKES

WHAT THE SIGMA

WHUH

not but seriously. Thank you all. I’m actually shocked. Like…. I made this account for silly little fanfics and art. And now I’m here, and I’m sure there’s more to come. (Haha… cum /silly)💗💗