Get Bent

Get bent

Get rekt

Get fucked

Percy: I am impertinent

Me: You know what impertinent means?

My life is fucking awesome

Alastor BIT DOWN on that fuck you

the crew screaming “Captain” as Poseidon kills them off was actually impactful and had me tearing up until Odysseus’ goofy ass “aLl i gOtTA dO iS OpeN tHis BAG😜”

I’m not happy Veneer went to jail but I can deal with it. But WHY THE FUCK DIDNT CRIMP GET JAIL TIME aiding and abetting snitching ass bitch