Percy: I Am Impertinent

Percy: I am impertinent

Me: You know what impertinent means?

My headcanon is that Angel Dust beats his drug habits because every time he tries to sniff some in the hotel Nifty pops out of nowhere and cleans the dust faster than he can make the line

Get bent

Get rekt

Get fucked

“It’s not even that deep”

THE WHY DO I SMELL SULPHUR

My life is fucking awesome

I listened to AJR’s inertia and daydreamed about the chorus being sung by an immortal detailing the loneliness and loss of her eternal life with the song.

Like she’s dressed in perfectly modern clothes then with the first line “I’m an object in motion” she takes the hand of a man dressed in Victoria clothes and Barbie sparkles transform her clothes into a Victorian ballgown and she and the man start dancing.

When she reaches the “I’ve lost all emotion part” he tosses her into a twirl and when she lands she’s dressed as a ballerina and dancing with other ballerinas.

“My two legs are broken, but look at me dance” she’s in some idk 1950s clothes protesting with a bunch of other girls.

“An object in motion, don’t ask where I’m going” she’s a teacher surrounded by her pupils

All these scenes exist with her being the only similarity in all these eras, then with the “Cause where I am going is right where I am”, the man she danced with, her fellow ballerinas, the women she protested with, and her pupils burst into light and she watches them fade away