If Andre Was Alive Rn That Man Would 10000% Have A Costco Membership He Buys His Shit In BULK

if andre was alive rn that man would 10000% have a costco membership… he buys his shit in BULK

Write cal getting it up the ass from me

whenever andre and cal go shopping, cal touches everything and anything he can get his hands on. if something feels really good, he’ll make andre touch it too. if it’s bad, he’ll pull away and cringe really, really hard. he often rubs his hand on andre’s back or arm to get rid of the feeling. andre will beg him to stop touching things because he knows cal will end up touching something he hates and he’ll freak out. at the end of every shopping trip, though, andre gives up on controlling cal. it never works.

imagine andre and cal’s college dorm if zero day hadn’t happened. they wouldn’t have “sides” of the room to decorate or live in; they’d just use the whole room as one. cal would hang posters everywhere of musicians and movies he likes. andre would have tons of books and make sure everything is neat. they’d end up pushing their beds together by the end of the semester because they hate sleeping on twin beds. (also, they get to sleep closer to one another, but neither one of them will admit that.) maybe andre would get diagnosed with autism and be able to bring mel as an emotional support animal. any time either of the boys got stressed with school work or was tired, she would hop up next to them and start cuddling.

they could have had a good life together. instead, they’re together in the afterlife, stuck in ungrowing bodies and dwindling souls.

What do you think Andre and Cal’s favorite animals are?

andre’s is a cat. sounds obvious because he has mel, but genuinely he loves cats so much. he’s the type of person to pet and hold stray cats without caring if they give him fleas or rabies. cal gets onto him for it, but he doesn’t care. (also, cal reminds him a little of a cat. don’t tell cal about that though.)

cal would like sharks. he’d have little keychains of sharks and magnets from every time he went to the aquarium. he watches shark week every year even though his mom thinks it’s violent and bloody. he could name off so many facts about sharks. once you get him started on the animal, he doesn’t stop.

let’s talk about cal’s obsession with blood.

in the school’s security camera footage, we see cal staring at the blood on the floor multiple times. he even says “i can see my reflection… in his blood” when staring at a body. in the midst of zero day, the most intense and important day of cal’s life, he still takes quite a bit of time to admire the blood on the floor, something andre doesn’t really comment on. he loves it. it ignites something within him.

makes me think about him sh-ing. how he’d stare at the thick red dripping onto the floor, watching it pool up by his feet. he’d get in the shower and stand under the hot water with his gaze on the drain as the water turns a deep crimson. he doesn’t even blink. he’ll be anywhere and pick and tear at the scabs on his arms. it gives him a rush that he can’t get from anywhere else.