He Wants That Gun So Effing Bad

he wants that gun so effing bad 🙏

cal and andre’s first kiss happened when they were high. it was a couple days after new years, and they were laughing about how the cold air made it look like they were smoking even when they didn’t take a hit. their laughter died down, and andre looked over to see cal staring at him.

when they met eyes, neither of them looked away. they weren’t really thinking, both high out of their minds. andre leaned forward and quickly pressed a kiss to cal’s lips. it only lasted for about five seconds.

when they parted, they kept eye contact for a while before bursting into laughter. it was so normal for them. even when got sober and they realized what they did, they didn’t even need to talk about it.

cal almost thought that andre didn’t remember it until they were driving back to cal’s house one day, and andre took his hand from the wheel and intertwined it with cal’s. cal smiled at him and was sure he could see andre’s face flush a light shade of pink.

if i was in iroquios high school in 2001 i would NEVER treat andre kriegman badly … might even give him a little kiss who knows

he looks like fuckin young sheldon

cal going to andre’s track meets… he’d lose his mind and everyone would be like “i have never heard cal make this much noise ever…”

plus he would see andre looking like this and his mouth would start watering

thinking about andre having a tan line from his stupid little sunglasses and one day he wears them to track practice and gets a really bad sunburn … from then on cal doesn’t let andre go to any practices or meets without allowing cal to put some sunscreen on his face even though andre gripes the entire time