IM IN LOVE WITH THIS ITS SO COOL

IM IN LOVE WITH THIS ITS SO COOL

cal knows how to use chopsticks while andre is absolutely clueless with them. andre always tells cal to ‘stop showing off’ even if he’s just simply eating with them. cal’s tried to teach him, but he always gets frustrated, throws them down, and picks up a fork.

What SpongeBob characters would Cal and Andre be?

maybe a controversial take (idk if anyone else even has opinions on this) but... cal is spongebob and andre is squidward. (extra content: rachel is sandy)

callie and andrea hcs are in the works, will post them after my class is over

Would Cal and Andre be the type to eat cafeteria food or bring lunch from home?

okay so... cal eats lunchroom food. he downs the greasy ass pizza and extra-sloppy sloppy joes like it's nothing. his mouth always has random stains on it after lunch, making him need to go to the bathroom to wipe his face with a towel.

andre, on the other hand, packs his lunch from home. it started when he was little, when his mom would pack it for him. she'd send him to school with fruits and vegetables as well as some german food, both savory and sweet. he starts doing it for himself when he gets to high school. his mom wouldn't mind still packing it for him, but he wants to be independent, so she lets him.

he packs healthy foods, claiming that he's too good to eat the shit the school serves, that his body is too sacred. he makes up so many excuses to keep from eating school food, all of which make cal laugh. cal eats the really greasy food and smacks his lips in andre's face. he gets a hand in the face and andre's elbow in his side.

the boys are so different in small ways, but that's what makes them good together.

cal and andre taking cal’s siblings trick or treating.

cal would dress up slightly, maybe wearing a blood soaked white shirt and saying he’s billy from scream. andre would be in his camo shirt and cargo pants. cal says he should at least make an attempt at dressing up. in response, andre says he’s dressed as a soldier, causing cal to roll his eyes.

they drive around in andre’s car to find the “good houses,” aka the ones that give out full candy bars. the boys stay in the car while cal’s siblings run towards the front doors of the houses they chose. andre gives them tricks to get the most candy in one handful while cal warns them not to get the gross flavors of anything.

later that night, when the boys are having a horror movie binge and the kids are asleep, they sneak around and steal some candy from them. they sleep late the next day, stomachs full of beer, chocolate, and pizza andre had nicked from his job and hid in the fridge all night. when they wake up, cal still has dried fake blood all over him and andre’s in an old band t-shirt from cal’s closet.

Callie and Andrea Headcanons

- Callie always wears lipgloss. Andrea loves how it looks on her but gets frustrated because every time Callie kisses her, it leaves gloss everywhere.

- Andrea is muscular, especially within her thighs and back from doing track. Often times, she’ll just wear shorts and a tank top or sports bra when Callie is around. Callie almost drools every time she sees her.

- Callie bruises easily. Andrea laughs at her when she has to help Callie cover hickeys with concealer.

- Andrea’s hair is long. Like… really long. She rarely ever takes it out of ponytails or braids. When she does, though, Callie is always playing with it, even when they’re at school.

- You will almost never find Andrea in a dress. She mainly wears suits to formal events. One time the track team had a formal celebration at the end of the season, and Andrea brought Callie as her plus one. Her teammates giggled when they saw Callie in a soft red dress and Andrea in a matching button up with dress pants.

- Andrea allows Callie to do her makeup when they have sleepovers. Sometimes she’ll even wear it out of the house. Her mom says she looks like a completely different person.

- Boys often hit on Callie. They’ll become friends with her or have crushes on her but soon realize she’s a bit disturbing.

- They both have really dark senses of humor. They talk about death all the time. It off puts people more than it does in the movie since they’re both girls.

- Callie wears sundresses a lot. When they’re making out, Andrea puts her hands under her dress just to tease her.

- They love sharing clothes, though they have very different styles. Still, some of their clothes align like when Callie wears her band t-shirts and Andrea wears mom jeans.