ASD: Be Methodical, Follow The Routine!

ASD: Be methodical, follow the routine!

ADHD: How about we do thirty tasks at once and finish NONE OF THEM?!?!??! :D

And that, my friends, is why I never get anything done, ever.

Neurotypical people: [having a normal conversation about normal things]

Me: [kicks door off its hinges and stands in the doorway]

Me: ACCORDING TO THE LOGIC OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, A MALE BALLERINA SHOULD BE CALLED A BALLERINO

Me: Was I interrupting something? So sorry, so sorry, let me just-

Me: [picks door up and reafixes it to the door frame, quietly shuts it and jumps off the balcony, running off into the sunset, never to be seen again]

You will not BELIEVE what I have just discovered.

If you drag the post button

A fun thing occurs

You figure out the rest

VIVZIEPOP REALLY SAW THIS

AND SAID, "Yeah, sure, I could make people horny for that." AND THEN GAVE US THIS

Also, honourable mention, this precious baby

Sometimes I want to scream and flip tables and then immediately go back to whatever I was doing because I have work to do and don't have time for all this table flipping nonsense.

Me: [listening to music]

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: Drat, I mistimed the daydream, gotta start over

Me: [restarts song]