You're Fucking Kidding Me

You're fucking kidding me

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The longest word in the English language

The lung disease contracted by the inhalation of fine sand dust and ash

You're fucking kidding me

Every Time I've Written Something That Makes Me Think I Had a Stroke

Theee (theeeeeeee)

Remebered (reh meh ber red)

Proabablg (prow babble gee)

Rhougj (rooj)

Starigjt (star rig jit)

Beleievr (be lay ever)

Befofe (beh foe fee)

Relaisrf (reh lay surf)

Wenrreny (wen renny)

Kngogjt (nuh gog jit)

Congrats, we survived 👏👏👏

I was listening to one of my calm play lists and I must've accidentally put Sugar by System of a Down in it and I was about to go to sleep and then BAM "THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE-"

I had this weird dream where it was a Tumblr post and it was like

"I'm sorry for posting this, guys, but he's just such a silly little guy 🥺"

And then then a bunch of images of her (somehow I could tell it was a her) knees????

And she changed skin tone a bunch of times????

And I think in my dream she had just gloriously attractive knees but I was distracted by her vibrantly purple pants and how much I wanted them

HELP ME