Ranboo And Tubbos Wedding Be Like

Ranboo and tubbo’s wedding be like

When tubbo first proposed, he kneeled down, and said ‘ranboo, will you be my beloved and let me take all your items?’

They have their marriage at Church Prime🙏✨

Tommy is the flower boy(flowers from niki), the best man and the bell ringer, ring bearer

Phil and Techno are there for- uh- ig Techno for ranboo and Phil for both

Micheal is sitting on uncle techno’s lap bc ✨pig solidarity✨

Ghostbur would’ve been the priest but he’s kinda gone so they make master wu gui the priest

The egg people can’t really go inside, so they watch from outside

Tubbo and ranboo standing next to each other, the height difference is very prominent.

Ranboo is in his usual suit,

Tubbo just wears his snowchester stuff

Tommy performs a one man wedding show, throwing rocks and flowers, before tearing up in his schlatt buisiness suit and saying his best man speech, runs back to get the ‘rings’ acts voices master wu gui.

The rings I’m thinking are little red heart necklaces on necklace chains.

Tommy gives ranboo and tubbo their allocated hearts, then stands atop the pedestal,

‘We are gathered here today for the wedding of big man tubbo and ranboob. Uh- say your vows or something’

‘... no? No? You both forgot to write vows? Haha- ok’

‘Big man, open the heart pendant,’

Tubbo opens it to show ‘tubbo my beloved’ and shows it to ranboo

‘Ranboo, will you allow tubbo underscore, big T, small T, Tubzo, Big man, [a bunch of other nicknames] to be your beloved, even through sickness and death, something something I forgot?’

Ranboo is laughing, ‘yeah ok’

Tubbo struggles to put the necklace onto ranboo so ranboo does it himself,

The same thing but with tubbo,

‘Tubbo underscore, will you accept boob boy to be your beloved?’

Tubbo excitedly says yes

‘You may now prime’

Everyone asks for primes, ranboo, tubbo and Tommy mercilessly ringing the prime bell.

They all came out richer in the end.

(Is this shipping? I’m not sure if it’s ok or not bc im pairing them up into a platonic relationship and not a romantic relationship?-)

Tubbo is probably stronger than Tommy o_o

I can’t believe it’s a canonical life fact

The man did NATIONAL trampolining, which means he’s trained for competition and he can handle jumping like, METERS high and doing a triple back flip, brace and recovering quick and fine.

Tommy is one lanky twiggy boi, and his back would probably snap in 10 different places if he attempted what tubbo did /j

And after jumping and spinning like a fidgit spinner, man would probably collapse or be unable to walk straight at least.

And given the epic vlog, tubbo can balance on a surf board, which is already pretty poggers when compared to *cough* my own personal strength *cough*

Not saying Tommy’s bad at balancing on surf boards, but he certainly can’t do national trampolining

And Tommy mentioned that he’s got low blood pressure (in big q’s food competition vid)

that probably makes him more prone to dizziness, nausea, fatigue and fainting bc his head ain’t got enough blood, or he’s overheated or dehydrated or sweating too much or exhaustion *

*I’m not a medical professional, idk what type of low blood pressure he has, so I’m gonna assume he can experience every symptom via every possible cause that www.google.com tells me.

And rp wise, said possible causes are very common in war ngl.

I bet, if tubbo and Tommy actually wrestled in real life, tubbo would win by a sliver.

Bc tubbo’s actually got the bodily strength, but Tommy is way bigger than him. It’s like throwing a large jacket on a cat.

Uh- UH

So... I know wilbur being stabbed by Philza in the chest is pretty popular, but have this,

Philza kills Wilbur by slicing his neck

I personally think it makes sense bc ghostbur’s voice sounds all ruined and shit, so if philza killed him this way it would make more sense innit?

Also haha wholesome platonic fluff moment:

Wilbur drifts aimlessly around, only to catch a scent of freshly baked bread. He eagerly follows the smell to the bakery, where he finds Niki holding a tray of baked buns and loaves. Idk Wilbur saying he remembers the smell of bread and the bakery just clicked.

Them: ‘OH niKi aNd jAcK aRe sO nEgLecTed’

Also them: *ignores the whole villain arc storyline*

Sounds like a you neglecting their storyline problem ngl

anyone: >:( tommy is always the main character! he needs to let others shine! its so annoying

me, who knows full well that your perspective on who the main character is depends on who's point of view you watch: that sounds like a you problem

Manburg festival execution but tommy dies

Context: I was writing a comment on an epic YouTube animatic and got carried away ⬇️

Oh man I love writing angst

I actually wrote this like plotting an animatic so it’s kinda of not emotional but imagine

https://youtu.be/X0Go2AhBKaw

OK BUT THIS IS SO AMAZING

THE ANIMATIONS ARE SO SMOOTH I-