Uh- UH

Uh- UH

So... I know wilbur being stabbed by Philza in the chest is pretty popular, but have this,

Philza kills Wilbur by slicing his neck

I personally think it makes sense bc ghostbur’s voice sounds all ruined and shit, so if philza killed him this way it would make more sense innit?

Also haha wholesome platonic fluff moment:

Wilbur drifts aimlessly around, only to catch a scent of freshly baked bread. He eagerly follows the smell to the bakery, where he finds Niki holding a tray of baked buns and loaves. Idk Wilbur saying he remembers the smell of bread and the bakery just clicked.

Smp!tommy ‘s character is so passionate and dense.

His willpower is astounding, but his focus is so strong he’s blinded from more peaceful alternatives, due to have grown in surroundings that usually use conflict as pleasure or solutions.

His environment forced him to be strong willed and focused, but he never got a chance to widen his perspectives on things, making him strong but narrow minded.

His narcissism makes him difficult to manipulate, but also makes it hard to communicate with allies.

He can see certain stuff clearly, while being equally obnoxious and ignorant of others, and holy shit I love this.

Tommy can only communicate with people under certain conditions, if they so much as break out of the strict line, communication is futile.

Because tubbo had different goals from his now, Tommy knows their bond is breaking, but isn’t able to find the best solution because it requires him to put his ego aside and accept that he’s wrong.

He wants to apologise genuinely, but he can’t find the right reason to be sorry for

And usually, tubbo would just let him off. They go straight back to being good friends. In this scenario tho, they don’t really go back, as tubbo clearly sees that Tommy doesn’t know what he should be sorry for. It also doesn’t solve their problems.

He sees that Tommy doesn’t understand the seriousness of the situation he’s dragged lmanburg in, or how tubbo is forced to choose ONLY between Tommy and L’Manburg.

Tommy didn’t understand that staying quiet and serving the probation would keep him in lmanburg, the walls would be taken down, and he wouldent have to consider sacrificing the disc.

Because tubbo wishes to avoid war, which is something tommy couldent understand. Tommy thrives in war, and never took notice of tubbo’s choice, even if it was logically right.

And even though he didn’t understand fully, (and ig was sleep deprived lol) he still couldent follow tubbo’s one request, a beg even, which says a lot about how ‘equal’ the two friends were supposed to be.

In a situation as precarious as theirs, being the bestest and most lenient of friends are not very useful. Tommy can’t stop taking it personally, as his character is one that follows their emotions.

To him, exile is betrayal, when in reality, is safer for him and lmanburg and his discs. He is extremely against probation, even tho it’s better than getting exiled.

Tommy can’t seem to compromise, until he’s hit bedrock. And despite everyone’s best effort to make it better, his willpower certainly exceeds all.

Idk it’s 3 am

Ranboo and tubbo’s wedding be like

When tubbo first proposed, he kneeled down, and said ‘ranboo, will you be my beloved and let me take all your items?’

They have their marriage at Church Prime🙏✨

Tommy is the flower boy(flowers from niki), the best man and the bell ringer, ring bearer

Phil and Techno are there for- uh- ig Techno for ranboo and Phil for both

Micheal is sitting on uncle techno’s lap bc ✨pig solidarity✨

Ghostbur would’ve been the priest but he’s kinda gone so they make master wu gui the priest

The egg people can’t really go inside, so they watch from outside

Tubbo and ranboo standing next to each other, the height difference is very prominent.

Ranboo is in his usual suit,

Tubbo just wears his snowchester stuff

Tommy performs a one man wedding show, throwing rocks and flowers, before tearing up in his schlatt buisiness suit and saying his best man speech, runs back to get the ‘rings’ acts voices master wu gui.

The rings I’m thinking are little red heart necklaces on necklace chains.

Tommy gives ranboo and tubbo their allocated hearts, then stands atop the pedestal,

‘We are gathered here today for the wedding of big man tubbo and ranboob. Uh- say your vows or something’

‘... no? No? You both forgot to write vows? Haha- ok’

‘Big man, open the heart pendant,’

Tubbo opens it to show ‘tubbo my beloved’ and shows it to ranboo

‘Ranboo, will you allow tubbo underscore, big T, small T, Tubzo, Big man, [a bunch of other nicknames] to be your beloved, even through sickness and death, something something I forgot?’

Ranboo is laughing, ‘yeah ok’

Tubbo struggles to put the necklace onto ranboo so ranboo does it himself,

The same thing but with tubbo,

‘Tubbo underscore, will you accept boob boy to be your beloved?’

Tubbo excitedly says yes

‘You may now prime’

Everyone asks for primes, ranboo, tubbo and Tommy mercilessly ringing the prime bell.

They all came out richer in the end.

(Is this shipping? I’m not sure if it’s ok or not bc im pairing them up into a platonic relationship and not a romantic relationship?-)

i know as a tumblr community we’ve rejected the fact that wilbur made it canon that his mom is a samsung refeigerator so can we do this instead?

Wilbur’s mom is a fridge so the Wilbur arg is normalised my brain made connections.

‘I’m so cold’

Yes wil bc you’re having a mother and son hug with your mom who is also a fridge.

Cinematic parallels