Panassassin - ~ Either Kill Me Or Kiss Me ~ - Tumblr Blog

this is a PSA for fic writers who haven't updated in a while :

there are fics out there I'm subscribed to that have gone double digit months without updating.

rest assured the moment those babies catapult an AO3 email my way i'm dropping from the face of the earth to sink my teeth into them

i'll wait, and so will your readers

THIS☝️☝️☝️

*in the middle of the night*

Marc: *holding y/n's hands close to him* I would kill for you...

Steven: *looking at them from the mirror on the wall* I would die for you...

Konshu : * standing behind Marc* I would challenge the other gods for you...

Y/n : *in their bed confused, aware of the three of them and sweating nervously* ...please don't

Y/n: loki?

Loki: yes?

Y/n: ..I love you."

Loki: no you don't.

Y/n: yes I do.

Loki: you're literally a lesbian.

Y/n: you say that like you don't literally shapshift

Loki: ...

Y/n: ...

Y/n: fine you got me. I just wanted to see your boobs again.

Loki: I knew it-wait what? Again, what do you-*GASP*IT WAS YOU WHO TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN AND GOT ME DRUNK AND FONDLED MY BREASTS!

Y/n: actually, if I remember correctly, you were the one that got yourself drunk-i mean no...

Sitting on the toilet: *le gasp* write that down!!