Im Just Imagining Elias/Jonah Magnus Trying To Figure Out What His New Powers Are When He First Got Them.

I’m just imagining Elias/Jonah Magnus trying to figure out what his new powers are when he first got them. Like he’s just like, ‘could I blow someone up by sheer will???’ And just stares at somebody while trying to blow them up through their mind.

BITE BITE BITE BITE

hey could y'all do me a favour?

Reblog if you're okay with "weird" compliments on your stuff!

things like "biting this" and such

LeT tHe sPiRAl CoNsUMe YoU, It’Ll bE fUn I SwEAr (:

every day this gets closer to being a michael themed blog

I actually funking need this now, the slight possibility of this existing in the future is the only thing sustaining me.

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

This could not have gone any better at all, oh my actual god, no dang way.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

Ocean but somewhat close to a coast so I could POTENTIALLY traumatize some kids…or survive and make them think I’m Poseidon.

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish