This Could Not Have Gone Any Better At All, Oh My Actual God, No Dang Way.

This could not have gone any better at all, oh my actual god, no dang way.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

World famous kitty musicians who are never gonna give you up!

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

OMG if this were true imagine how disappointed he was about seeing Jon being able to do that. Like he spends 2 generations to trying to blow people up with his mind and he just accidentally gives this to Jon??? Like for real oh ceaseless watcher where the heck is my ability to do that. gimme

I’m just imagining Elias/Jonah Magnus trying to figure out what his new powers are when he first got them. Like he’s just like, ‘could I blow someone up by sheer will???’ And just stares at somebody while trying to blow them up through their mind.

WE GOTTA KEEP GOING

I actually funking need this now, the slight possibility of this existing in the future is the only thing sustaining me.

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.