Church Of Fyodor

Church of Fyodor

Fyodor runs a church. Anyone can enter as long as they have a hat like his and a (full) bottle of vodka. Offerings are presented to him (mostly alcohol) if anyone disrespects the church then Nikolai will know. Don’t ask questions, he just knows and will find you.

“We’ll leave you alone if you apologise for what you did!”

*hysteric crying*

“But I don’t REMEMBER”

A family has been trying and failing to kill you, an immortal, for many generations. In fact, it’s been going on for so long you forgot why they started hunting you in the first place.

Feyre’s paintings

So Feyre often gives paintings to everyone as gifts. So imagine her using her magic to make it appear as different scenes to different people. Rhysand might see a painting of the two of them together whereas Cassian would see a portrait of Az himself and Rhys together.

Incorrect quotes (said by me)

Feyre: Look I’m hanging myself

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Rhys: Don’t think I won’t kill a child

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Feyre to Rhys: Stop being grammar

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Rhys: If I was an axolotl and you were a frog we would match

Feyre: So if I was a completely different animal to you we would match. Are you stupid what is going on in your head

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Cassian: Lick it so it’s yours

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Feyre: I’m so used to seeing you above me

______________ Rhys, hurt: I threw a duck at someone and they stabbed me

Peak comedy would be if Azriel was about to do it then Rhys is like "hmmmmmm my idiot senses are tingling" then goes to find Cassian instead

Feyre: *walks into party*

Rhys:

Feyre:

Rhys:

Feyre:

Cassian: Feyre, looking radiant as always

Rhys: *Inhales aggressively*