Me Trying To Rub The Dirt Off My Laptop Screen

Me trying to rub the dirt off my laptop screen

Realising it's the cursor.....

You’re the most powerful lesbian and pull every girl he wants before he gets to them. You are now protected by Hera as you make him unable to cheat

Congratulations! You’re getting reborn. On the plus side, you’ll be a god/goddess. Downside, you’ll be a Greek god/goddess and Zeus is mad at you. Good luck.

Me: *kicks door viciously, feels no pain*

Also me: *brushes elbow against wall, passes away*

Me at 12am hearing my poster unstick from the wall

Also me: Satan??!

How did you know this audio is what was in my head the entire day-

fun activities for you and your bestie!  1) vehicular manslaughter

[image ID: two black and white mixed media drawings of jack walten and felix kranken. the first shows jack hysterically crying and screaming into a phone with the text, “felix! pick up the phone, you stupid bitch!” the second shows felix sweating and panicked shoveling dirt from inside a hole with the text “where they fuck are my children?!” end ID]

I can't remember how I ended up following you, but you're cool af

ty :3 I’m honoured to be considered likeable