I Baked You Some Fresh TURN Content! Smells Like Warm Eggs.

I baked you some fresh TURN content! Smells like warm eggs.

Can I interest anyone in a low-effort TURN meme? Came up with this while thinking of how every time they had like a spark of hope it ended badly lol.

I miss my husband. He's not dead or anything, I'm just stuck at work.

So this is just me in major denial still over the ending of CP77 but does anyone else have a "fuck you, V lives" AU? I know lots of you do.

But I just wanted to share mine because I both find great comedic potential and angst in it.

So imagine this: after the devil ending, V gets 6 months to live, right? But what if it just turns out that Arasaka did what Arasaka does so well and just straight-up lied?

We know saburo has a very low opinion of V and makes assumptions about them in general. So what if they just thought they'd drink and party themself to death, thinking their time was about to anyway?

That's where my AU goes, and since, of course, I'm a Takemura lover, its only serves to stand that he would be given a rude awakening at their presence.

Imagine it: it's maybe 2 or so years on, Goro has long assumed V dead and had quietly mourned her (female V in my case) before moving on and settling back into his life. He's accompanying Saburo back to Night City for some kind of meeting, business blah blah, and while he's standing behind him, being his stoic guard self, he just happens to glance out the window down at the street and there's just.... V. Walking down the street as if nothing ever happened.

I know it's so far-fetched and a silly take on things, but I had to heal my own heart.

Aaah, news outlets finally broke the news, so I can tell yall what I've known about it since last night. Biden is officially dropping out of the race. He's gone. Buh-bye. No more Joe. When I say the room was tense last night when we got the news, I can not exaggerate it. Back into uncharted waters, friends.

Edit: I can not reveal why I knew ahead of time, nor am I conveying my alliance to either side. Believe me, nerves are tight as bow strings around here these days regardless of what candidate one is paired with.

Ive been trying to upload this for 12 hours, raaaah, I missed Takemura Tuesday because of it. I made it for yall.