Stolas Makes Me FUCKING WEAK I Love Twinks

Stolas makes me FUCKING WEAK I love twinks

Block and report, bestie💆‍♂️

Why when im scrolling through a tag i flashed by cho0chie 😦?

All jokes aside i had posted a meme and not even 3 minutes later it got flagged.. and im starting to see a lot of prn bots is it just me??? But why did my stuff get flagged but bots thats are showing naked people still up 🤔

Human Husker x human male reader

Inspired by “strangers in the night by Frank Sinatra”. Fluff fluff and more fluff. Implied coitus. Implied age gap.

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You were walking home one day from work at about 10:00 pm, as usual, when you saw a particularly handsome older man coming towards you. You clear your throat “excuse me, you look familiar…are you perhaps a friend of Dorothy?” You fiddled with the bottom of your shirt and pursed your lips nervously. “Why yes I am. Why?” He looked at you skeptically, snarling a little. This only made you and your questionable taste in men blush. “Well so am I! No need to be uhm…defensive.” He chuckles and holds his hand out for you to shake. “They call me husker” “they?” “Forget it. You drink, kid?” You look down at your watch and figure that it couldnt be that bad to hit a bar.

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You find yourself running your hand through huskers thick curly hair. He snored contently as you cuddled against him. You went to get up to make breakfast but he pulled you back down. “You gonna leave me just like that? Damn I thought we had somethin” he jokes, pulling you back into bed. “Well I was gonna make breakfast but if you insist…” you attempt to entice him to let you go but it is clearly not working. You picked up the brand new roto phone on your side table and called in sick with your boss and rolled back over to face your new boy toy. “Husker?” You ask as you rest your head on his bare chest. “Yeah?” He runs a hand through your hair. “I just wanted to tell you for snoring sounds like purring.” He pushes you off of him and chuckles. “I ain’t no cat! You know, breakfast does sound good after all…” you reach out to him and do the grabby hands. “Noooo come back!” You laugh and get up to follow after him.

Strangers in the night, in love forever, it turned out so right, for strangers in the night.

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A/N: THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HUMAN HUSKER FICS RAHHHHHGGGG anyway constructive criticism is encouraged and appreciated thank you for reading :) (also yes they stayed together in hell shhhh)

@crunchwrapsuper is my favorite twink <3333

Stolas makes me FUCKING WEAK I love twinks

You guys should totally watch the first video in the protect me and @crunchwrapsuper are working on, its called "the unlabled tapes" and there is only one "tape" so far but there will be more. I'm the voice actor BTW;) it's on YouTube!