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IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE. I WATCHED THE NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE HOURS AGO AND I CAN'T GET ANY WORK DONE BECAUSE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. ITS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN EVER
I LOVE THOSE 4 LITTLE GAY GUYS SO MUCH THEY ARE DRIVING ME INSANE JKHSKFGGVBHJBSSDFJGH
Put them in a room together with stolitz and they’ll be fixed by the end of the season
Never drawn him before, hope I did him justice! Silly sad bird boy :(
forgot to post this right after Apology Tour but my man ate in this outfit.
Helluva Boss rant bc I am not ok after that episode.
Okay so just a silly little rant about the new Helluva Boss episode. So first off Vivienne Medrano if you don't let Stolitz have their happy little ending I will find your address in a very friendly way. ANYWAYS after that trainwreck of an ending and wanting to nicely bitchslap Blitz in a non abusive way after all of that I was thinking of what might happen in the future with the two of them. Hopefully in the end they will get together and everything will be okay but, what if that doesn't happen. I have multiple ideas of possible things that might happen for the future of Stolitz that aren't good so these better not happen
In the trailer for season two we saw that red avian looking dude who seems to be affiliated with the Goetia family and from what I've heard him and Stolas become friends or allies. Multiple outcomes can come from this. What if Stolas starts to move on from Blitz thinking that he does not reciprocate his feelings for him and starts developing feelings for this red avian guy who I don't know who his name is and don't feel like looking up.
Much like the first outcome, Blitz may start to develop feelings for someone else and start to drift apart from Stolas even more than before.
Going back to number one, Stolas can develop feelings for that red avian dude and they may get together. During this time, Blitz stops being a little bitch (sorry Blitz ily
Technically this goes with number three but still. If Stolas and that red avian dude get together, that guy might betray him. If he is working for say Striker or Stella or Andrealphus, he could be deliberately messing with Stolas's feelings and possibly have him assassinated.
Five and six are the worst for me since I could see the outcome of these happening. Something happens and Striker has Stolas pinned and captured and is ready to assassinate him. This time instead of Millie and Moxxie saving him, it's Blitz. Blitz takes down Striker and thinks that he's dead but once he's untying Stolas and confessing that he's sorry and loves him, Striker stabs/shoots him and he dies in Stolas's arms but not before Striker somehow magically dies.
And finally number six. This one is similar to number five. As an attempt to lure Stolas into getting himself assassinated/killed. Striker kidnaps Blitz and tortures him as a way for Stolas to sacrifice himself. Stolas goes to rescue Blitz and everything is going well. He thinks that he's eliminated everyone there, including Striker. He rescues Blitz and when they are walking out of this cave or whatever the fuck this will be in, Striker pops up from somewhere and shoots at Blitz. Sacrificing himself, Stolas jumps in front of Blitz and takes the bullet. He tells Blitz that it wasn't his fault and that he still loves him before dying in his arms. Blitz is now upset and depressed and pissed off all at the same time and kills Striker bc I want that bitch dead.
Gonna add one last one. I'm not going to type out number six all again so instead of Stolas dying he is taken to a hospital and recovers and him and Blitz get back together and live happily ever after.
Anyways there's my little rant of (bad) things that could happen in the future of the show with Stolitz.
tldr apology tour can eat my ass
You know he's a good dad when he'd blow up a whole solar system just to help his daughter sleep đź©·
Helluva memes <3
Stolas: (on the phone with Stella) you know the night we conceived Octavia? I was imagining your brother! Before I started hating him!
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An actual picture from Stolitz’s wedding
Stolas: Stella! Stelllllaaa!
Stella: what!?
Stolas: fuck you!
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