Helluva Stolas - Tumblr Posts
btw this fanart of the two is representing their relationship at the end of s2 ig I made this for my friends b'day! sadly I can't attend as I am sick TvT
Hiiii this is kinda Important!
don't bother with the Fanart but I just wanted to say that I know Have a new second account where u can ask me questions not related to hoshino or my art !
U can also request oc's and I'm going to post fanart or rambles so yeah go check it out if u need something!
Have fun and thx for 150 followers! where getting back from where we where!
I adore how stupid stolas’ laugh is. “Hoohoohoo” CAUSE HES A FUCKIN OWL HES THE GREATEST
Stolas makes me FUCKING WEAK I love twinks
Here’s part 2 ✨
My helluva swap au! sry my handwriting is so shit, I didn’t think I’d post this
*Maia is crouched down petting a small electrike pup while the rest of the group are watching the pup attentively*
Sundrop: Aww what a cute doggie you got there Maia! What's his name?
Maia: Battery!
Stolas: That's a pretty odd name but it really seems to suit him! You have a cute dog
Maia: Oh, He's not my pet! He's Mílo's cute little buddy!
. . . .
Everyone: WHAT!?!
Maia: Hehe! Who's a good battery?
*The ground starts shaking abruptly and a shadow is seem looming over the gang as they all look up to see a ginormous black three headed wolf towering over them, the right and left heads growling down at them*
Mílo: (The Middle head: Is there a problem here?)
This kinda' gave me an idea and here me out for a second.
Either Octavia runs away from home or she get's put up for adoption because she was a girl and the heir had to be a boy so Stolas had to ditch her when a male heir was born, the idea is that Via is 14/15 at the start and she is up for adoption at the time that blitzø goes to the Hellhound adoption center to get a Hellhound, she is left there because It's an easier place to hide an unwanted goetia, and besides she will get put down at 18 so it's convinient.
(I'm gonna go with the former cus' It makes more sense)
When Blitzø goes there Loona isn't there (IDK how to write her out) and he sees Via, he noticed how small and cornered she looks in comparation to the other hellhounds, she looked frightened, he asks the lady in charge about her and she says "oh Octavia, yeah some royals came in and drop of barely a year ago, said that they don't need her anymore or somethin' and just told us to treat her like any other Hellhound, but between you and me, she won't make it another month, the others pick on her cus' she can't defend herself so she can barely get some food, if you ask me, She isn't gonna' amount to anything useful". And immediately after that he adopts her.
Blitz and Via don't have the best start, mainly because Via is terrified about what's gonna happend to her, but after some time they genuinely bond, Via loves blitz old clothes and cd's and blitz makes space so that Via can get some plants in the apartment and with time they consider eachother doughter and father, as if they were always that. Sure, Via does miss Stolas and Stella and even her old house, but she starts to realize that she prefers the crampt up apartment to the cold palace walls everyday, she favors the dad that drops his job the second she might be in danger and teaches her to defend herself, instead of the parents who are always busy with the royal life and can't spare a second for her doughter. And Blitz loves her to bits, she's his little girl that has taught him how to grow emotionaly because she needs him, the owlette whom he tresures more than he hates himself, who convinces him to stop bluring himself in pictures cus' she is worried about him and the little girl who brings the best of him so he can protect her.
So about the book, blitz gets the idea not because of his past with stolas, but because he sees Via doing magic and he wants her to have the means to learn it properly, when he asks her about the magic he tells him about The Grimoair and where Stolas keeps it and right there and then blitz has the idea of stelling it. They map out the castle based on Via's memories of the place and the make an actual sucesfull heist.
While Via is practicing with the book she discovers a spell to keep them hidden from the goetia family, basically making the spells untrackable and it's Via who proposes going to the human realm to gain notoriety. At first blitz is against Via getting involve on the job (she's no older than 16) but he gets persuaded when Millie and Moxie suggest that she becomes a secretary and just help that travel, instead of participating in the killing, so he reluctantly agrees, besides Via gets to practice magic so win win, and that's how they start.
I know it's a bit of a rant, but I really enjoy the idea, especially because it help both characters getting proper motive to better themselves and some actual character develoment, like:
blitz wanting to go home at time cus' Via is still young, and thus' working on his coping methods so he gets to be with her.
Via working on her abandoning fear, because even tho' the Goetias left her to die, she has a wonderful dad that checks on her every chanse he gets and who has everything on the calendar so he dosn't forget anything important and Moxie & Millie that make sure she learns about diferent things, moxie with the hole "fancy" stuff and millie teaches her about about how to deal with creeps and is more of a mother figure to her.
Blitz talking about his problems to his doughter so she doesn't feel like it's her fault about blitz comitment issues and Via getting constant reasurance that nothing that her dad does should afect their relationship, unless she wants that change.
Blitz who learns to apologise, not because he's doing it out of pettiness, but because her daughter wants everyone to see what an amazing father he became and how much better he is, and most of all, to help her dad realize that it's not always his fault.
Again, sorry for the rant but I love this idea.
Loona and Octavia have had one very brief, extremely short conversation where Loona just said “get over it. At least your dad hasn’t disowned you” and via just said “okay” yet thousands of people call them “sisters??”
I actually think Loona abuses and beats Blitzø up as badly as Stella does to Stolas, including throwing objects and backhanding. But it’s funny when it happens to Blitzø??? He even does the same placating behaviour holding his hands up, that stolas did in looloo land.
If Octavia moved in with these people it would just be more domestic violence terrifying her. She looked scared when Loona kicked him after they reunited. Stolas looked worried at his injury but said nothing. As if Blitzø just deserved it?? Then stolas the shitty dad, gets a hug!? It wasn’t Blitzøs fault he didn’t see Octavia break in, or that he simply asked Loona to try at her job and not take it for granted. Then to top it off he was scared to call stolas because stolas might hurt him next. Holy shit he was mistreated terribly. With fans saying ‘that’s what you get for Ozzies’
That moment at the end though was so weird and toxic, I think it’s everything wrong with the show. Blitz and Via wrongly blamed for everything. Is women abusing men funny or not to you, show? Because just like Stella, Loona had no choice but to accept Blitzø as her dad and she has trauma. But you guys said trauma isn’t an excuse? Apologism even? With Twitter user dreamer even saying that “not believing women can physically abuse men like stolas is misogyny actually” and “Stella is the most violent person to exist” (Viv approved btw, wow) but Loona isn’t???
Octavia deserves better than Stolas, better than Loona, better than this show. So does Blitz. We all deserve better.
Literally the first time drawing Stolas lol
(I wish episode seven was this wholesome 😔)
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I tried some new markers :]
If the stars ever align
I hope you take it as a sign
That you'll be okay
Everything will be okay
And if the seven Hells collapse
Although the day will be my last
You will be okay
When I'm gone, you'll be okay
And if the heavens crash aground
I know you'll hear the trumpets sound
And you'll be okay
Everything will be okay
And when creation goes to die
You can find me in the sky
Upon the last day
And you will be okay
- You will be okay/Stolas’s lullaby from Helluva Boss
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
I meant general relationship hcs! Can I request for hcs of what they’re like on a date when you're done with my request? Thanks!
What Stolas, Husk, Blitzo, and Alastor are like on dates
Of course! I’ll finish this first since it’s what I thought what you meant originally, so I already made some of it!!
Stolas
- Oh my! You want to go out with him? Well, then he might as well prepare an entire festival for you!!
- But in all seriousness, he’s quite over the top. But at the end of the day, he kind of prefers to stay indoors and just decorate.
- But it’s pretty 50/50, depends on his mood! He’ll either treat you to a fancy restaurant or just decorate his dining hall for you, and end the date off with you two heading to the bedroom. ifykyk
- Despite being a horny bastard, he’s quite the gentleman on dates!
- He’ll always be courteous to you, opening each door for you and paying the bill.
- He’s pretty good at giving compliments, you gotta admit. He knows just how to fluster you!
- But say anything back and he’s lovestruck, beet red, and turned on.
- He thinks you look absolutely ravishing, no matter what you wear! You’re his queen/king/royal, how could you not be stunning?
- Very good with small talk, but he can get burnt out if you don’t talk much. Just make sure to seem interested in him and you’ll have a great time!
Blitzo
- He’s.. quite creative, you have to admit!..
- His dates are rarely something as simple as getting lunch. Nono, he wants them to be memorable.
- So, what’s his idea of memorable? Hmm..
- Sneaking into a horse riding class on earth. Murder. Arson. Treason. Theft. Public indecency.
- So yeah.. have fun with that!
- But at the end of the day, one of his favorite things to do with you is just kick back, relax, order some food, and cuddle on the couch while watching shitty romcoms.
- He doesn’t really care what you guys do, honestly. You guys could literally be sky diving and he’d just be happy to be with you.
*LITERALLY FALLING FROM AN AIRPLANE THATS HUNDREDS OF FEET IN THE SKY*
“OH SHI- Hey, have I ever told you how pretty your eyes are?”
- But at the same time, he likes it when dates mean something.
- For example, murdering your ex together!
- But seriously, he loves to just spend time with you in places you went to when you were still in the crushing phase.
Alastor
- Oh boy! He’s quite the gentleman, he’ll take you anywhere you want! It’s not like anyone can turn him down!
- Loves dancing with you, he’d absolutely adore to go on a date where you two just dance to his favorite songs!
- He’s always dressed to the nines! And by that, I mean dressed to the 1900s!
- Not particularly a fan of newer fashion. But hey, he’d be more than happy to fetch you some clothing from his time period if you so wish!
- He spoils you absolutely rotten! You are his one and only, after all!
- Oh, what’s that darling? You’d like some dinner? Why, of course! He’d say, before going on a killing spree, on the search for the perfect meat. Only the finest for his beloved!
- Would absolutely melt if you cooked for him.
- He actually enjoys cooking with you! He’s pretty good at cooking, and by that I mean he’s good at cooking people.
- All in all, he’s a classy guy who likes to show his darling the finer parts of this afterlife!
Husk
- Let’s get one thing straight. He’s just not really all that romantic of a guy.
- But hey, if you want to go out, then who is he to deny you?
- He’d be more than happy to spend some of his hard-earned gambling money to treat you to a lovely dinner at the local bar.
- He’s gotta admit, he loves the way you get so happy whenever you go out together.
- And my god does he love to see you dressed up all fancy, just for him. As much as he is a grump, he’s really fell for you!
- If you go shopping together, he’ll act annoyed when he has to help carry your bags, but if you offer to carry them all by yourself he’d act like you’re asking too much of him.
- He also acts reluctant to spend money on you out of embarrassment, but he refuses to let you pay for anything.
- He may be a bit of a gentleman with you, but that doesn’t mean he’s gotta be happy about it!
- He really likes going to bars with you. Shots on him, obviously.
- To give him the benefit of the doubt, he’s really trying to be a gentleman, but don’t expect him to last more that an hour without getting blackout drunk.
Helluva Boss Masterlist
Even if a character isn’t on here, there’s a good chance I’m still writing for them!
Blitzo
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
Moxxie
Nothing yet!
Millie
Nothing yet!
Loona
Loona x touch starved! reader relationship headcanons
Stolas
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
Verosika
Nothing yet!
Stella
Nothing yet!
Octavia
Nothing yet!
Striker
Nothing yet!
Asmodeus
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
Fizzarolli
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
Chaz
Chaz x reader general relationship headcanons
Crimson
Nothing yet!
Vortex
Nothing yet!
Paimon
Nothing yet!
All/Multiple
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario (CONTINUED)
IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE. I WATCHED THE NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE HOURS AGO AND I CAN'T GET ANY WORK DONE BECAUSE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. ITS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN EVER
I LOVE THOSE 4 LITTLE GAY GUYS SO MUCH THEY ARE DRIVING ME INSANE JKHSKFGGVBHJBSSDFJGH
Helluva Boss Characters I Didn't Think I'd Like But Are Now My Children:
- Stolas: At first, I thought he was going to just be risque comic relief but, as he's developed, I'm really rooting for him and Blitz to end up together. He's an amazing dad and clearly genuinely cares about Blitz. Overall, my favorite character so far.
- Fizzarolli: I'll be honest, I was extremely against his character at first because I'm not a fan of clowns or robots but now I love his humor, backstory, and relationship with the other characters. One of the few clowns I would give head pats to.
- Asmodeus: I owe the BIGGEST apology to Ozzie because I lumped him in with Valentino at first. Just gave me the same vibes at first, unfortunately. Now, I would commit murder for the giant cuddly man. 10/10. Good boyfriend who didn't deserve me being a dick about his existence.
- Queen Bee: I don't know what about her made me think she would be a bitch but I thought she was gonna bully Loona. I love her now and would love some hellhound cuddles from this sweet lady.
⚠️Spoiler warning for helluva boss⚠️
No one:
Stolas in the newest episode during that one scene:
Huskerdust/stolitz double date! Part one(you’re here), part two
I saw this lovely post by @loserschmoozer and it’s been stuck in my head ever since, so have this comic that helps me forget how much the full moon absolutely destroyed me!
I also decided to split it into two parts, mainly because Ive already spent nearly 20 hours on this (I work like a fucking snail) and I don’t know how much free time I’ll have in the next two weeks :’) so the last lil bit should be coming sooner or later!
do you dislike stella from helluva boss?
Honestly, no. When it comes to most fictional characters that are bad, I really like to make headcanons and stories to make them better people over time. Stella, Stolas, Mark Beaks, Boscha, Mattholomule, Kevin, you know, characters like them. I had a few stories with Stella with her slowly becoming a better person. I guess I don’t like the thought of people being jerks for no reason, so, I make stories for their past and future. I get that sometimes people just ARE terrible for no reason, but, I guess that’s just hard for me to accept.