These Fags Are Always Looking Over Me Like The Patron Saints Of Gay Sex

These fags are always looking over me like the patron saints of gay sex

Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.

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A total solar eclipse over Egypt, illustrated in a 1911 edition of Astronomy for All by Bruno Hans Bürgel (1875-1948).

I can't 🤣

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

But from what I understand sex must've been great.

"This is an intense couple in every way and their sexual relationship is something truly exciting and challenging at the same time. They are linked through their animalistic natures, continuing one another, ruled by planets that also rule their opposing signs. This is a complicated sexual contact, for they are ruled by Venus and Mars, as if they were made for each other. However, they seem to lack the touch of the element they both need, separated by the quick, superficial element of Air in Libra and emotional, slow element of Water in Scorpio.

Even if they don’t make each other happy in other parts of their relationship, when a Libra partner lets go to their instinctive, animalistic side, they easily become one with their Scorpio partner. Their sex life can be incredibly emotional and demanding, for the pull of their energies is extremely strong and makes them both obsessive and possessive to one another. They will both often get so tied that their relationship seems impossible to break. These ties are created through their physical contact, even if everything else in their relationship makes them deeply unsatisfied." [x]

they were always doomed btw because one is a scorpio and one is a libra

Serves him right, I say 😌

imagine paul simon reading art garfunkel’s what is it all but luminous: notes from an underground man and seeing his own asolescent words looking back up at him from another’s poem.

They were angry at each other and they were fucking after every concert.

Or, they were angry at each other because they were fucking after every concert.

But seriously, no, they don't look angry in any of the post Central Park pics I've seen. So the question remains, I guess.

Anyway, special award to their kinda matching lavender (?) striped shirts.

Simon & Garfunkel, 1982-1983 tour