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Mmm, foxy Paulie gotta be the best Paulie, uh? At least, from the lip biting Artie seems to think so.

?!?!?!?!?!!!???!???

Paul trying to get Art's attention multiple times - Shivaree, January 1966

Ok, follow me for a bit. In the poem he says, before Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid there were S&G, right? So he must be speaking of the movie, because the originals died in 1908. This means that in Artie's head, he and Paul looked something like this. Or at least had these vibes. Expectations...

Vs reality:

Source: Billy The Kid's Birthday

Fuck off already, Artie.

Paul Simon and Art “there is no gay component in the two of us that I am aware of” Garfunkel Valentine’s Day post.

Did Simon and Garfunkel explore each other?

THE RING 😭

Is it just me, or it often looks like Paul chose super, extra natural poses to show it to the world?

And, is it just me or with the great definition of this pic of him alone the ring almost looks like two rings? I don't really grasp its design. What you think? I love to talk about the ring, let's discuss it again!

Simon & Garfunkel, 1966

Because Artie couldn't sit properly, I guess 👇

Why does Paul get the chair while Artie has to squat awkwardly behind it?

Ok guys, one more round of...

The Ring(s)!

So, we're all familiar with Paul's ring he wore through the 60s and mysteriously disappeared by the end of '69/beginning of '70, right?

And most of us must be familiar with Artie's ring he apparently wore one time (at least on his finger) in '68.

Here are some nice pics where you can see both anyway.

So, let's speculate.

Shall I start?

I do believe Paul's ring was very important to him. He always seemed to show it, too (poses and such). I don't think it's a coincidence that he stopped wearing it around the time things went bad with Artie. Might be a coincidence as well, but I don't believe in such things.

Artie's ring appeared only once thus far worn on the same finger of the same hand as Paul's (and we all know what that finger and hand mean, yeah? At least, where I'm from). To me it looks different but also somehow similar - it's kinda big, not the ring that goes unnoticed. Maybe it was a fashionable type of back then? These two don't really seem like they care about fashion items though, so I'd dare to say that Artie's ring probably meant something too. Fascinating how it only appeared once. Maybe he wore it as a pendant? Or kept it in his pocket?

Anyway, please let's talk about it once more!

Pics of the concerts can be found here - worth reading, too!

They glow in bi glory

simon and garfunkel bisexual lighting at the concert in central park if u even care

I loved watching this, had to pause various times 'cause I was laughing my ass off 🤣

simon & garfunkel gay divorce era

This never gets old, does it?

Love ruled our lives.

Girl had it bad.

When I said: "You'll outlast me, you live more carefully." He said: "Write out what you want to." Ok, it's hard to say I knew him well, He was enigmatic to himself. Which of us was more aware? Which the elder? I was born November fifth. He on October 13th - a few weeks premature, you following me? He was born three weeks before me, my dear, But he was a premature baby. Were we both conceived at the same instant? February 5th 1941, the dead middle of winter, In the heart of World War Two Was I born at the right time? For 70 years his arm has been around my shoulder, He's dazzled me with gifts. I nurtured him in his youth. He brought me into prominence. I taught him to sing. He connected my voice to the world. I made him tall. All of our personal belongings are intertwined. We say it's exhausting to compete, But we shine for each other. It's still our favourite game. It goes on, this embrace, whether I speak for him or he for me: Love ruled our lives. It rules the mourners, And the winner of longevity.

Art Garfunkel's Poem performed at Paul Simon's 70th Birthday Party, 2011

Asked what Simon's reaction was, he admitted: "I don't know - he was at the other side of the room. I dared not look."

I think we as fans of these marvelous idiots don't talk enough about this. So. Have a listen, and then let's talk about this! And if any of you native speakers get what the hell they're saying at the beginning, you'll have my perennial gratitude.

Why wouldn't the Lord love me

even as I am transfixed by his ass?

Ask me to tie his shoe now as a game-

and give all my love in a swoon of shame.

Am I the only one thinking he didn't just stare at the cute French soldier but got down to business with him?

GAY ASS POEM😭😭😭😭🫵🫵🫵🫵

when you father-in-law doesnt approve of you💔💔💔

You can't 😌

how do you sing in soft harmony (🤨) with another man (🤨) who youve known since childhood (🤨) and manage to develop an all consuming feud (🙄) and “not” be gay?

Well, if this isn't one of the best description of their relationship I've ever read!

I like to think of Simon and Garfunkel as that one all consuming homoerotic friendship you had in 10-12th grade that made your skin feel alive that ended abruptly but still makes your blood sing with yearning some nights, not that I would know of course.

Can we please talk about the second picture, please? How Artie is basically eating Paul with his eyes? Like, eye-fucking at its finest? He's this guy 😏 thinking "hmmm, yummy!".

And I love his sweater, but that's another story.

Forrest Hills, NY, August 1967

gorgeous Artie and smiley Paul

LMAO I SAW THIS ON PINTEREST

Has anyone ever found a hetero explaination for this SNL episode in general, and this performance in particular? Asking for a friend.

Simon and Garfunkel performing My Little Town on SNL in 1975.

Artie looked like he was having fun teasing Paul in this clip, at least to me. Like when he asked him what, next Thursday? and stuff, and Paul was visibly struggling to remember what he was supposed to say. Ah, fun! 🤣

In which Artie coins ‘The Harmony Game’ and Paul clearly can’t stand it.