Petfinder Won't Let You Just Straight Up Search For Gremlins, You Just Have To Get Lucky.

Petfinder won't let you just straight up search for gremlins, you just have to get lucky.

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

Thinking of buying some tarot cards but I want the kind that will just tell me what I want to hear and make me happy and the reviews don't seem to get at this.

Probably better off buying a giant metal sunflower for the living room. Reviews confirm that this is in fact a giant metal sunflower.

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My favorite relic English still used everywhere is the word “the” used in phrases like: “the more I look at this, the stranger it seems, or “the bigger they come, the harder they fall”. This “the” is not the article of any noun, it is a different word, a conjunction descended from the old English “þā”, pronounced “tha” which means either “when” or “then”. Back in early Middle English the structure “if - then” had not taken over and if you wanted to express an if - then relationship you said “þā whatever, þā whatever”, meaning “when such-and- such, then such-and-such”. “þā” sounds almost the same as “the” and the spelling of the two converged, but the meaning remained totally different. “the more, the merrier” literally means “when more, then merrier” or “if more, then merrier’; same as centuries ago.

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